Moochy is wondering, Craigs! DUH!!!????
To all my dearest readers,I will admit that I sometmes stumble on craigs list and type the word "Frum" at the search, and usually laugh of what comes up! The category I enjoy doing it, is at the "missed connections" -where people write with hope that the guy or girl they bumped into, is reading this and will contact them.
Hello, Lets play this out, girl gets dressed, goes out strolling the avenue, guy spots her, cant keeps his eye s off her, he goes bananas, guy is waiting for girl to at least notice him, she does, cause he is blocking her view of the black suede shoe in the window, girl walks on, guy starts fantasizing, yes she defiantly saw me, she looked, I think she liked my body, or was it my beard? Yes she surely looked in my direction, yes, hey it might have been "love at first sight" either way I am positive she wanted me, yoish why was I such a chicken? I should of said something and maybe then... ok he sits into his car and cruises a few blocks radius, so he can see her again.... Yet since it was the shoe she was looking at, she already bought it and went home, and is actually pampering her baby now, before she has to run down to the bus and get the other kids and then feed them supper...
But since the guys brain has a hard on, he gets on to craigs list and figures, yeah she is gonna read this tomorrow I am sure , since she eyed me I think, more then once, yes she wants me as much as I wanted her..... ummm OK..
Lets say we understand above guys intentions and actions, so that's why he posts on Craigs.
My question now is: most ads end with ; " If that was you, please e-mail me, and tell me what you were wearing, so I know for sure it was you"!!!! Hello what if its someone else??
Anyway, back to the search I did, it came up with a title of " RACHMUNOIS!!! "
The following is what it said, I will make no comments, I will only add that it has no relations with my previous post on the blog.
Anyway here it is:
Tiereh Yiddeshe Kinder, Ich Vies Be'emes Nisht Tzu Vemen Ich Shrieb Duh, Uber Veebald Ess Drie'en Zich Duh Lieder Azoifeel Yiddeshe Kinder, Huf Ich Tzee Heren Apur Gitte Verter Fin Epes Ah Bar Daas. Ich Voin In Boro park, Ich Bin Farshtiet Zich Ah Frum Yingerman, Mit Ah Groiser Shtieb Mit Kinder. Letztens Hut Dee Yietzer Hureh Mich Ingantzen Ibergenimen, Ich Feel Mamesh Vee Ich Hub Nisht Kien Shim Sheliteh oif Zich Alien.
Ich Tracht Fin Trennen 24 Shuh Ah Tug. Ich Probeer Ztee Flirten Mit Yeder Nekieveh Voos Ich Ba'gegen, In Vebalt Ich bin B"H shien Tzim oiszehn Arbetes Ess Gants Git Far Mir.
Vehn Ich Gie Oif Der Gass Ver Ich Krank Yedes Mule Ich Zeh Ah Nekieveh.
Ich Farbreng oich Langeh Shu'en Oifen Computer, Mit Kol Mienieh Toi'eivois RCHM"L. Lesteh Vuch Hub Ich Gedarft Epes Brengen Tzee Mien Shvegerin, Zee Iz Geven Alien Inderhiem, Azoivee Ich bin Arien gekimen hub ich zee ungechapt, in geliegt Mieneh Hent vee ich hub nur gekent, zee iz geven azoi Shocked Azz Zee hut nisht gevist voos Tzee Zugen, Tzim soif hub ich zee gebeten Mechileh In Tzeegezugt Az es Vet Kienmule Mer Nisht Geshen, Uber Zee Hut Mir Gevurent Az Nuch Ein Mule Vet Zee Ales Far'tzielen.
Ich Hub Zehr moireh Voos Mit Mir Vet Zien, Ich ken mich nisht helfen, Ich Huf Az Der Bashefer Vet Shiken Ayeshuah. Oib Emetzer Hut amule Gelitten fin Dehm In Mient Az er ken mich helfen, Ziets azoi git un shrieb mir apur verter. Ah Gitten Tug, alleh Yiddeshe Kinder, "
THE END
posted by Moochy @ 8:58 AM
32 Comments:
i think missed connections is the sickest thing a guy girl can post
if you clicked stand up and appoach dont just sit on your ass
what will a craigslist post help???
zero
I don't believe this yiddishe guy is for real.
I think it's just another creative pick up line which in our sick world, might even work.
YY,
the reason they dont act is cause his face would of gotten slapped.
I think they start thinking about it and then convince themselves in their mind when she is long gone, so of course they cant act on something that wasnt there in the first place.
Hozen
For that , my previous post, (which I know is true) can confirm the sick world to the subject of incest.
moochy
the story you posted you know is true, the story of craigs you assume may be true or did you write it???
regarding pick-ups on craigs it is sad but true ( at least it used to be a few years ago, today i do not know)that heimeshe men and women did connect there, although i do not know if any of these yiddish or frum adds ever worked most of the time its a wacked yy type ( yy just pun intended)
if anyone of you have a different experiance or know specificlly different please share
fuck you bt!
did i ever do you bad?
I will refer to the fact of family members engaging in adultry,
I know of 2 inctances:
1 is a freind of mine who admitted to me about her affair with her younger sisters wife, the other I know from a shaitel macher (where ppl spill their guilt and gossip) who was still shocked when i came in for my appointment, from the young vabel who was there right before me, and she cried her heart out that she is in a 2 years relationship with her brother in law.
So the title of the craigs post topic, " RACHMUNITH" is the correct title.
Frum & in Need!! - w4m - 28
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Reply to: pers-109965090@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-09, 10:17AM EST
My hubby is out of town untill fri morning..I miss him inside me!!
I need a FRUM (if you dont know what that mean dont respond) guy to cum over & help me out of my little predicament.
I know im asking for alot, but i MUST see a pic before you come over..
lets do this Quick!!!
this is in or around my bed
do you think this is a true ad?
whould someone here try responding as an experiment and share the results with us?
anon.
your post story #1 makes no sense sorry
YY
LOL before you shoot your load why do you not ask for permission
hay rachi yy may be a good canditate for this experiment he after all knows how to find evryones identity
yy i love you !!! (jerk lol)
bt
if you have more info on whos identity i uncovered
email me @ genoflorio@yahoo.com
YY
isn't florio gay??
why take a name that sends that message unless you too are one
Sorry all YY IS RIGHT, story # 1 is her siters husband not wife of course ;)
Interesting post, Moochy. Can you translate what that yiddish paragraph was about? Thanks for checking out my blog!
Moooch, I am back,
What a topic, yeah I heard back more then once from my hub that I was checkin this guy or that guy out..
Well elt me tell you guys, if i have any interest in you , I will make sure you know, and if you dont, then you are simply a dreamer.
But these posts are funny, and about the woman that is supposly posting .. umm I would guess its the VA'AD if not a guy lunatic.
hi moochy great blog this is my first time looking at it I like you open minded style. Did anyone see the chasidish guys post "great sense of hummer" lol, it is very entertaining looking at all these craigslist posts…. and how bout that fag that posts every single day twice or three time "frum guy for frum 35".
anon, its 42yo from midwood
another craigslist pos, zennen mir ale meshugene?????
I will pay a frum girl $800 to spend some time with you. I am looking for this thursday afternoon Nov 10 in brooklyn. Discretion is ofcours important for both, so lets be careful, safe and sane in our approach.
Me: 25 frum, Very clean, polite, good looking, ( I think!) safe, respectful and understand limits
you: FRUM, under 27, pretty, fun, clean, and just plain hot, and ofcourse cute
serious replies only!!!!
serious replies only!!!!
that is still the best line of it all
Frum Girl.. umm since its a rather long comment, can you please ask the who trnslated the word "frum" to you, to do the translation on the post? lol
In short, the post is about a guy who actually realized that he is crazy !!
Slik Chick welcome back
My Hub does apt. rentals on Craigs.
ER
ER, you sure thats all your Hub does on CL? Do you trust him that much? Chasidisha people are hard to trust. Men who are online all the time tend to do more then work lucky those wives who's husband never touch a computer.
Wow wow wow,
The last 2 posts, were un- intentionally related, (about sexual in-laws) no, my thoughts were not there…, yet I am shocked and surprised by the amount of e-mails I have received on this issue some of fantasies and some half or fully admitting to similar true stories.
As I do not wish this to be a sex blog, I will not write a new post about this issue, but all I will say is, that, incest is a no no even in the goyish world of fantasies, to be melamed zechis that it is only happening by us, because people don’t have a lot of options, and the closest or rather easiest of an affair they can get is with one they are frequently in contact with, which happens to be a family member.
Hope you get my point, but I really do not want to elaborate on this subject anymore.
People know that it is of the worst according to halacha.
If the sister isnt married yet, is it also the same issur?
Tzures Rabim, Chutzi Nechumah!!!
I have always had a crush on my wifes sister as well as my older sister in law, and yes I had the oppertunity, but passed (and I still regret it in a way).
Is there anything we can do about this?
Following is a comment from semgirls blog on similar issue.
"I am from Lakewood and was shocked and happy to see what you wrote about in-laws and I also checked out Moochy's blog. I am in a very uncomfortable situation with my own sister-in-law and thought it must be such a rare thing and who would ever understand. So I was in a way happy to see that i am obviously not alone, though it is still not any help.
My sister-in-law Yehudis (don't worry she has no internet access), always acts VERY flirty and intimate with me. I first thought I was fooling myslef, maybe because she is pretty and I will admit acts very sexy so maybe it's just a guy trying to tell himself the girls like him etc. But then my wife started mentioning it to me alot about isn't she getting too far with me, always "by mistake" bumping into me, giving me these huge smiles and telling me things I probably would be better off not knowing.
I think she has problems communicating with her husband, and I admit people do open up to me alot, but this is very sticky. I am human, she is sexy and cute and I know this just is crazy, but I see she really needs someone to talk to. I think they need help, but I could never tell her this."
Anon , I would think it is, but hope the answer dont really matter to you, or does it? DUH!!
Slik,Thanx for the info. But I really thought you are only MY fan!
Admirer, welcome, wouldnt "admiter" be a more appropriate name? , just kidding
Mimi, we all agree. but your question: now they got to worry about falling for family?
You have just seen people admiting, dont really think its the "in" thing.
Eshet , good question, maybe on my last post it would of make more sense, well let me correct that no it would never make sense.
Thanx for the ego boost.
Hi Rebeca.
Which is?
Did you mean fun or funny?
BTW cute blog you've got
ok, i was young and stupid, but so was my brother in law.
he used to bump into me alot, till i caught him in my room checking my drawer out, as I was curious he made me show me and i show you.
but I want to tell you all, even though it was a one time thingy, we still blush every time we meet alone or near the room or whatever.
It dosent pay.
You people are sick you act like hitting on family is cool! no shock that freaks like you live in blogworld 24/7. And you call yourselves FRUM? I hate the internet more and more the true colors of frum people showing more & more. or is it just your wet dreams.. Nebach including me for reading and being part of it!
What will be the next normal thing? yeshivah bucher kissing his mommy or sister? how sickening very very sad! I am so scared of the future!
Actually..The Times had an article a few months back about CL missed connections and they had many, many success stories, so it works for someone.
As for the Yiddish..I almost fell of my chair laughing.
I enjoy your Blog..
All the best!
D
David , thanks for trying to stirr the comments back to the original topic.
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