Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Moochy is wondering- e-mails


I am not sure about everyone else, but I receive about 100 personal e-mails on a sunny day. (yes when its rainy the number rises).

In total it sums up to about 10 that I read, 5 that I appreciate and .00002 that I would save. I am sure that about the numbers are about the same to anyone who posses 1-6 e-mail accounts.
So why do people even send them? I have never yet acknowledged anyone for their good deed, so what exactly makes them think , after reading a corny joke about 5 nuns..Oh I have to forward this to my friend/s?
I do not appreciate text jokes in all.
I am not a candidate for hair replacement or any body parts enlargement.
I never buy a Lottery ticket, so of course I don’t believe that Bill Gates will send me a dollar for everyone I forward this e-mail with 10 smileys.
I am totally not interested in prescription drugs,
I like to see what I buy, so I don’t shop online, even if it’s discounted by 680%. Nor will I become a member at a soft or hardcore site even when it’s free for 24 hours or 8 ½ years.
Oh and I really don’t like stalkers and foolish people.

So people what’s the point? Is there anyone out there that will say, I love it , just bring it on?

Another observation:
I realized that some people sign their name on the e-mail, like:
Joe Shmo
ABC investments inc.
123-456-7890

I was wondering, what prompt this guy to add his prestigious firm on the bottom of the joke? Like after reading I would say , wow this is a great joke, let me trace back the one who actually discovered this joke and took some of his precious time to copy paste and send it, to make other people laugh. Lets see who this busy (he works!) but good guy is, and I will try to repay him for his thoughtfulness by ordering his services or purchase a house, mortgage, insurance or anything else that would make him happy. DUH!!?

16 Comments:

At 11/23/2005 6:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mooooch.
Write anything.
I just love the way you ummm.... express your self. DHU!!!!
ER

 
At 11/23/2005 6:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, BTW If I send you an e-mail would I be stalking you?

What if I wont tell you what exactly I have in mind, would you guess anyway??? ;)

ER

 
At 11/23/2005 7:41 PM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

the reason its signed is because that persons preference on his her email account is to sign all emails sent
and i dont know if spam realy works but if it didnt i guess they wouldve stopped no?

 
At 11/24/2005 8:54 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

These emails you're talking about are being sent to 1,000000 people at the time. If even 2 percent respond they make business and sending email to 1 or to a millions addresses cost just the same $0.

 
At 11/24/2005 9:34 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

ER:
OK You dig me, got that!!

YY: But I think it looks rather silly, so dont you think they should take their name off before hand?

Eshet:Spam will let my so called friends thru though.
And yes I would love that program... Would be kewl I think.

Prag, You are refering to enlargments e-mail? :) cause to the rest your answer does not apply.

 
At 11/24/2005 3:17 PM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Moochy...I love your humour...
The thing I love most about these emails is the other email addresses in the Bcc... It's funny to see who else is on this guys "mailing list".
Sometimes I'll be surprised to see someone I know..or some email adresses themselves will just crack me up.

Great Blog...
D

 
At 11/25/2005 12:39 AM, Blogger Elisheva said...

David, I am with you. Call me a yenta, but other than looking who else my friends have on their lists, everything else just gets deleted.

Moochy, you put it likt SO perfectly, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanx.

 
At 11/25/2005 12:02 PM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Slik..
I know this guy. he's this little scrawny yeshivishe fellow and I found out he has a mail address "bigfella@hotmail.com"
(not his actual address)

lol
D

 
At 11/27/2005 9:58 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

David, Thank you.
But you are telling us why you are not annoyed with them, but that does not explain why s/he sent them to you.

Elishaeva:: See maybe if you would of been Chasidish you wouldnt have to use that as a dating method :) (just kidding)

Eshet what is it and how do I get/install it? please

David no sweat, but totaly off!!

 
At 11/27/2005 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 11/28/2005 9:49 AM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

If the spam blocker wont work, just delete all... I am most afraid of spam with spyware....

 
At 11/28/2005 10:58 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

Eshet thanks, and I sure will try, I deleted most of them

People please behave yourselves.

Frum girl , I am not following you.

 
At 11/28/2005 4:07 PM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

Spyware... where you unknowingly download programs where these people can spy on you.

 
At 11/28/2005 7:54 PM, Blogger Anonymous said...

You didnt make this up yourself. A blog is supposed to be your thoughts. Use your plaguerism for better things. I distincly remember readign this somewhere more than a year ago.

 
At 11/28/2005 9:31 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

Shevy your memory is better then mine.

 
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