Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Mooochy's thoughts


So I think, newly weds are the cutest.

Since a close family member of ours is in that stage, I can truly say the above and add that I love watching them as they develop and explore each others smiles, smirks, as well as the physical bump-ins, under the table touching, giving a little pintch when no one really sees,or when they walk on the street and purposely bump in to each others shoulder, cause they just cant wait till they get home, cause he is so cute and she is the most adorable wife and he is convinced that all his friends envy him cause the girl he married is really “smart, attractive, lebedig, tzi-de-zach”.

The part I love the most is when they are trying to be extremely nice to each others. Like after dinner at their parents house, she offers to escort him to daven Maariv, and he is like no you really don’t have to, and she says, so you want me to sit at home klutz away and just wait for you? What am I going to do at home without you anyway?

I closely observed a fresh yingerman, still with the potpourri smell on his clothing, walking down the grocery aisles with his petite sweet love, (Duh!! They know each others for 16 days already ha?) He took this huge shopping cart, cause he is going “all out” for her, he is gonna get her eeehh..eeeverything she wants. so this is what I heard:
Disclaimer, as I was not able to pick up his name, I will just call him the tuter. BTW this was already after 15 minutes of shopping and all they had in the cart was 2 different rectangular sweet bars and a whipped cream. (Nah kidding.. there not up to that yet ..)


Tuter: SO Shaindy what ice cream do you like?
Shaindy: oh anything.
Tuter: no really what do you like the most?
Shaindy:”echt” anything you buy for me is fine.
Tuter: OK (lets narrow this down) Ice cream or ices which one do you prefer,
Shaindy: umm .. ices , ice cream , they are all the same, it kind of depends, but I can eat anything, so its OK if you like ices, buy it.
Tuter: OK lets look TOGETHER in the freezer. Like the pistachio with real chocolate sprinkled on top of the glazed almonds? (please say yes..)
Shaindy: umm.. not really , but whatever you will eat I will too..
Tuter: See, I really like the sandwich ice cream,, but I am not picky, so it can be this or the pistachio one..
Shaindy: wow we once had a party… and we had this huge bucket of coffee ice cream and I ate up half of it myself….
Tuter: interesting cause my sister also likes the coffee one a lot … so do you want me to buy you the coffee one?
Shaindy: no, I was just telling a funny story. we can buy whatever you prefer , for me it really makes no difference..
Tutor: OK so lets buy 2 different ones
Shaindy: (if we have 2 different ones, isn’t it like selfish?) no, tonight lets make it your night, lets buy whatever you like.
Tutor: no really I have the money (for 2 ice creams , wow!!! Groiseh Tatteh!) we should get 2
Shaindy: (but what about the selfish thing?) ummm. OK we can buy 2 and we can share
So after 10 minutes its back to the pistachio and the sandwich ice cream, now we move on to the chocolates….

Yes I will admit it was much more fun those days: it was much nicer when you really couldn’t wait to get home, we were still wearing new clothing all the time, when the Tuna salad still had that olive on top of the scoop ,when white sheets was the most exciting thought, when we wanted to tell how the day was cause someone realy cared, when we used an EPT every single day and had open heart surgery each and every night… and just loved each others more and more as a day passed.

Like that grandfather once asked his newly wed einiklech, so how is it going? B”H.
You see, you like each other’s more and more everyday? YESSSSSSSS Sure.Can you imagine, after so many years how much love bobby and me have for each others?? DUH!!!

140 Comments:

At 11/29/2005 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Moochy great post!
Well there should be a part II... 3-9 months later the couple strolls back in. She is going crazy cus her belly is popping, he cant wait to leave… just so not interested, in all this shopping…. and bedroom thoughts who even thinks of that anymore. (by the way what were you talking about “white sheets”? never heard of that…)

 
At 11/29/2005 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi eshet chayil you got plenty to be terrified of, it sounds much better in the stories...

 
At 11/29/2005 10:28 AM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

What a great post! I also love that fresh young-love stage. It is so nice... so hopeful of tomorrow.

 
At 11/29/2005 10:35 AM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

anon. is right, part II is aweful,
i think couples should wait on having kids for 10 years can you imagine? 10 years of being alone with your spouse wow how lovely,
its too late for me but maybe its not too late for you

 
At 11/29/2005 12:56 PM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Nice..post!
Be aware..it is possible to sustain that sweetness and love. I watch my Grandparents..and sometimes they act like newlyweds..so in love with each other!
However the newness..the discovering each other..that only comes around once.

D

 
At 11/29/2005 12:57 PM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Nice..post!
Be aware..it is possible to sustain that sweetness and love. I watch my Grandparents..and sometimes they act like newlyweds..so in love with each other!
However the newness..the discovering each other..that only comes around once.

D

 
At 11/29/2005 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah! I so don't get jealous! The more time goes by the crazier in love I am..
When you just got married you feel like strangers afraid this & that won't please them! but time goes by love grows & grows that the truth don't hurt no more.
I do not believe any of my friends who tell me shuna rishona was a dream OH PLEASE! you are strangers! I don't look back (not that it wasnt great) but LOVE just LOVE him like crazy as time goes by. We are so connected that he knows my every thought! every blink of an eye before I even say anything. he finishes my sentences LOL! as for going to daven mariv I wish he would stay longer so he won't be all over me like that all the time!
Back then we were shy lol today We do it while washing dishes or on the floor or on the wash machine plane etc. as newlyweds lol lets just say it was like the kallah/chosen teacher told us!

After 5 years we still bring up our first years and he even remembers what I said first when we met....
I think especially in the chasidisha world since most marry strangers with totally different upbringing things get better as time goes on.

As a newlywed I couldnt say that he is my best friend! my soulmate! I am head over heals crazy in love! you know why? because lol as a virgin and naive frum girl (back then today hmm another story lol) it was just puppy love.exploring getting to know each other! Today I can truly say with all my heart that he is my best friend! my lover! my soulmate! my everything I am crazy about him and find nothing fault with him. back then I could criticize the way he was raised TODAY I frankly don't give a damn lol things that bother newlyweds (is it one word?) do not bother as time goes by in fact I laugh at myself how silly of me.

The reason I love him like crazy or think marriage works is because there is no EGO's, no competition,
communication,honesty,trust,L_O_V_E,respect,honor..... Unlike some of my friends wow lol they are at a war zone every breath they take is like trying to kill each other emotionally,physicly,mentally why stay in such a marriage? some say they hated each other in the yichud room already but to scared or afraid to leave! OMG I won't even go there.! LOL! this post made me miss him already I will text message him lol I won't say what though lol....

OH and don't forget ever to day you love him/her of course if you mean it. why do chasidisha people have problems saying that word
I LOVE YOU? no not my husband or I its the way we were raised.

About the grocery shopping lol moochy you gotta watch me and my husband do that you will freak out in a good way lol. why does my husband always have to come home from mariv with choclates cakes fancy stuff at night? I AM ON DIET! he knows that! but he won't give up standing there hours till i taste them lol.
I am curious if this is my husbands mishigaz only but if he comes home if I happen to fall asleep (never really happens) he would be insulted like how can I fall asleep without him? moochy would you be insulted?

Please forgive me moochy for such a long drusha your post just sparked something in me lol something that I should really truly appreciate....

JewishBiFemme

p.s. just a shoutout hello to:
Moochy,
Hoezen,
Open up,
Frumgirl,
AAron L.
FrumBigirl
Bleemy,
Semgirl,
Joel,
and the rest of you! you know who!

 
At 11/29/2005 1:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody28! I think as time goes by my husband would kill himself for me or do anything & vice versa!

Back then I think we are like that because we just came out of kallah lessons and were told how to behave ourselves as time goes by its from the heart well my experience I guess every marriage is different lol its cool to see how different it makes me appreciate everything more.

JewishbiFemme

 
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At 11/29/2005 2:04 PM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

JBF even before you signed under that fantasy imaginary you wish relationship i knew its you posting lol

 
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At 11/29/2005 2:50 PM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

well moochy are you going to step up to the plate and delete outragous comments or you can only tell me to delete comments on my blog and be a hypocrite?

 
At 11/29/2005 2:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 11/29/2005 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy I hope you find it in your heart to delete such hateful wrong comments made in my name!

I was talking to you! Thats all
JBF

 
At 11/29/2005 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You dont have to believe me I speak the truth im bi and I am crazy in love with my husband! I didnt come here to ask you anything anon! Yeah its sad that all of you blog or come here because you dot find happiess at home and interact with women/men most of you are frum and married.

well wake up and smell the roses not everyone is sad or unhappy! I come to tell you that not all frum people are unhappy! I am happy in life and whats it to you? my feelings my happiness I want to share you dont have to believe me whats it to you?

The hatred yoo have towards me a complete strangers is beyond normal its obviously jealousy!
get over it! and get a life what chutzpa you come here on another blog to harass me! when I was talking to moochy! an obviously normal person unlike you and your desire to verbally abuse me!

JewishbiFemme

 
At 11/29/2005 3:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A person adoring the same sex is not a slut

 
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At 11/29/2005 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is cubanita? she usually has the best comments

 
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At 11/29/2005 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JBf do me a favor and ignore.
that is what they want you should comment just ignore them.
Most are unhappy its nice to see someone is happy good for you.

 
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At 11/29/2005 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

brooklyn i thought you were on the phone, yet you have time to post?

 
At 11/29/2005 4:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

evan come on, lets talk

 
At 11/29/2005 4:17 PM, Blogger Hoezentragerin said...

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At 11/29/2005 6:20 PM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

I'm sure Moochy was thrilled that everyone posting a comment here had something to say about her blog and nothing else....

 
At 11/29/2005 10:02 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

attention inturders:

PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES AND EACH OTHERS.

REVEIWING ALL COMMENTS AND DELETEING THEM TOOK MORE TIME THEN THE ORIGINAL POST.

AT LEAST HAVE RESPECT FOR A BLOGGER IN THEIR OWN BLOG.

ANYONE WITH DIRTY LAUNDRY, PLEASE WASH SOMEWHERE ELSE.

so where were we....?

 
At 11/30/2005 12:42 AM, Blogger Elisheva said...

Moochy! That was so funny. At least I always know I can look to your blog for a good laugh. You write it so perfectly. And as much as I laugh it like does that flip-flop in my stomach that says oh how I wish I'll be that silly kallah soon. Then I am like mortified, OMG! will I be that stupid? No way! But I know I probably will.

I was once in NPGS (the "co-op" supermarket here in Lakewood), and saw these young newlies and they were like discussing crunchy or smooth peanut butter. I came back around to that aisle like ten minutes later and they were still there! I'll never forget that.

Shalom

 
At 11/30/2005 5:49 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

It is cute, but if that Shaindy were my fiancee or young wife I'd have a fit, I can't stand people like that!

YY-I think you're right, I don't understand the need to rush and have kids, pregnant,sick and moody after three months of mariage, great way to work on getting to know one another.

 
At 11/30/2005 8:42 AM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

thnx mooch for doing what is right

 
At 11/30/2005 10:42 AM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

Elisheva..
That was me!
And..crunchy won out ;-)

D

 
At 11/30/2005 1:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MOOOCHY: QUESTION FOR YOU - Do you mind if I copy and paste this last post into an e-mail? I find it hysterical and would love to share it with my friends... please address me as admirer.

Admirer

 
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At 11/30/2005 2:38 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

Sorry all for not commenting, the little time that I had, I was rather busy deleting non-sense.

Eshet: Its not that bad though.
Anon: WHite sheets is for when you'r counting.. BTW Mazel Tov (you know why)
Anon2; Stop it (she is gonna do it anyway ).
Frum Girl: lots of tomorrowws to come.
YY: good point, but arent we all frum here? (suppose to be at least)
Nobody: I feel your pain, anything in particular?
David:is it their first marriage?
JBF: Good for you and your hub. (but why is it bad for others?)
and no dont let your hubby kill himself for you since he sounds irreplaceable.
Tuesday: encouraging..
YY: I did , see?
Powder: uh huh. ;)
Frum: thanx for your concern,. I wasnt actually. (now you know )
Mooochy: Good Job. (what am I gonna leave myself out? )
Elisheva:Thanx. When I was at that stage, one came over to us and said "enjoy it while it lasts" and I was like, EEEExcuse me...!??!!!!???
Live and learn. (No complains B'H)
Prag: I assume you havent been there.
Special: thanx and welcome. I guess you are not wearing seams...(or a 2piece knit)
Admirer: Feel free, I cant wait to see it in my mailbox :) see previous post)
Please add the address to it.

 
At 11/30/2005 3:44 PM, Blogger Open Up! said...

Thanx for this post moochy (by the way I left a comment--although a bit belated--on your "do we know each other" post)...anywho..I like this post it's sweet and romantic (and I'm a hopeless romantic).I too love to see newlyweds...so careful not to insult or hurt each others feelings...at the same time it's nice to have the comfort and the laid back attitude of being a few years married--knowing each other so well we can predict reactions, likes and dislikes, making 2 truly into one...i think the trick is to remember that no matter how much we love our spouse and how well we know each other we're all individuals and we're entitled to different opinions...on the same note it would be nice to get back a little of that self-sacrificing of being a newlywed every once in awhile just to remind our partner that they're special and nobody matters more then them at that very moment...appreciation is what fades as marriage goes on and i think we all could use a little reminder to bring us back to those sweet newlywed times :)

 
At 11/30/2005 4:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon: White sheets is for when you’re counting.. Huh? I am perfectly frum and as far as i know the only thing that needs to be white is the woman’s undeis not the sheets. Is this a Chasidish thing that sheets need to be white as well? never heard of it.... Does anyone else agree on this one?

 
At 11/30/2005 4:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon: WHite sheets is for when you'r counting.. BTW Mazel Tov (you know why) .. sorry moochy i think you have the wrong person :)

 
At 11/30/2005 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its bad enough all goyim think we have sex with a hole in the sheet now you don't know your halaches?

Chasidish girls are taught to change entire linen to white but nowadays I think most just change undies and pj's. Yes its a chasidish thing.

I find it uncomfortable to discuss female issues on a blog where men hang. just wanted to clarify.

I am curious why moochy don't you specify your gender? :)

 
At 11/30/2005 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

moochy does not specify her (his) gender my thoughts are it is a guy who wan't everyone to think he is a girl... but who knows

 
At 11/30/2005 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think most just change the sheet only on top of the colored not the pillow covers or blankets whatever you get my point.

 
At 11/30/2005 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think its my business but why would a guy want people to think he is a girl? or the other way around? The Jewish blogworld is so confusing and distrusting.
(No wonder its called WEB of lies)

Moochy if you specify or not I think your doing a great job! :)

 
At 11/30/2005 4:44 PM, Blogger SemGirl said...

That is so adorable in a totally barfalicious way..

 
At 11/30/2005 5:31 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

Anon: I will check and let you know.
Sorry, but a good Mazel can never hurt.
Blue eyed:why are you so curious about my gender? can it somehow change your prospective on the blog or myself?

"barfalicious"? who is that? when was he president?
I guess its juet a femingirlacious expression.

 
At 11/30/2005 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy is a guy. I know that for a 100% fact.

 
At 11/30/2005 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if moochy is guy he dont sound vert stright to me

 
At 11/30/2005 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah Moochy It feels odd to discuss what women shmooz at weddings or what dress they wear, seams or 2 pc. knits with a guy!

If you are indeed a guy wow you sure fooled me what a yachna!

Don't you think you should blog about guy things? or enlighten the female audience how to behave towards men etc. Leave the girly stuff up to us girls! Its not my business blog as you wish but I think its not fair to the people who read all this. :)

 
At 11/30/2005 6:08 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

Oh Regarding the male/female issue.
Thanks Blue eyed for your point.

All bloggers will agree that a blog is their place to vent, however, it totally is, in my case.
When you are in a circle with Yentas, you would never stick up for a goyish trend, same as you wont bash gay people at a gay club.

discretion of identity defiantly provides freedom of expressing ones true feelings and opinions, that is one reason that i would like to be known just as "Mooochy". Not revealing my gender makes me more confident to stay mysterious just a little longer.

Besides that I haven’t yet heard a sensible reason as to why anyone really cares to know.

SO I tend to keep it that way.

Just to keep your minds boggling here are a few other possibilities.

I do not want anyone to stereo-type, i.e. oh what a typical guy, or here she goes with her feminine shtisim again etc.

I do not want any stalkers. (for many reasons).

We might be a couple.

I might have MPD.

Need more???

 
At 11/30/2005 6:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy I looked back at previous posts & you wrote:

"The kallah looked like a dream (wet one?) not that I doubt your a guy hmmm. sounds perverted.

 
At 11/30/2005 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear you moochy I totaly understand!

Here we go again just another married frum guy venting!

Keep it up!

 
At 11/30/2005 6:14 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

I was refering to the bkue eyed coment , before the last one.

 
At 11/30/2005 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy

loved your post its heimesh content yet funny, tintalizing,and true makes this your best post ever keep it up

kaly kochlefel whould be proud of you!

 
At 11/30/2005 6:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a couple? so your wife is totally cool with all this? hmm. lucky SOB

what is MPD? gender confused?

OK! as I said I hear you good job!


BYE

 
At 11/30/2005 7:26 PM, Blogger Open Up! said...

no comment on my comment? agree/disagree?

 
At 11/30/2005 7:29 PM, Blogger Open Up! said...

btw what does tuter mean?

 
At 11/30/2005 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mooochy is YY its totaly obvious both blogs describe women in such detail its scary

 
At 11/30/2005 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jewishbifemme above is fake! it can't be her I just met her on the street. at that time she was on 5th ave. what is wrong with you people can't you say things under another identity?

 
At 11/30/2005 8:53 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

Open, sorryI was so caught up with these comments... I used to have this small blog with about 10 comments and I was doing just fine.. now I am affraid its just too much.

Anyhw, how can one disagree? I totally agree.

 
At 11/30/2005 9:04 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

To whom this may concern: (and yes I meant you!)
I like your comments when they are within the following rules:
1) Stick to the issue
2) Make up your mind
3) Limit your comments
A Name (that no other can post with) would help and would be higly appreciated. (or would that prompt the urge for you to blog again?)

Yossi, thanks and lol

 
At 11/30/2005 9:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the urge for you to blog again? you know what moochy thats f--- up How dumb of you to think its me posting? I cant help it that they are not bored to death by the name JBF but just make a mockery of me and when they want to criticize you they write in under my name! duh!!!


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moochy! Don't ever think its me cuz I aint coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


deranged freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ANON? wtf? you saw me on 5th? booo hoooo should I be scared your stalking me? what you think of my husband is he sexy? oh you must be the homeless looking guy who asked me if im Russian! fuureakk!

You sit all day all week month JBF THIS JBF THAT BORINGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Jewishbifemme

Mooch! those comments aint me at all! why don't you track them so you see for yourself!

shuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttt
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THERE IS NO JBF SHE IS ALIEN AND DEAD! shhhhhhhhhushhhhhhhh BORING!

 
At 11/30/2005 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOu people need to get off the damn computer GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND LEAVE JBF THE HELL ALONE! GO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN! GO CLEAN UP THE NYC STREETS GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AND SHUT UP! IT AINT FAIR TO MOOCHY!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CUZ OF ME YOUR COMMENTS ARE OUT OF CONTROL? NOW THATS UNFAIR MOOCH! OH I SAID I WONT COME BACK! SORRY JUST MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GO PARTY! GET OUT SOCIALIZE OTHER THEN BLOGWORLD DAMN IT!

GOOD NIGHT TO ALL I WISH YOU LUCK IN YOUR LIVES!

jewishbifemme (THIS NAME MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE boringggggg!)

MOOCH KISS YOUR WIFE FOR ME WILL YAH!

 
At 12/01/2005 5:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JBF said
"ANON? wtf? you saw me on 5th? booo hoooo should I be scared your stalking me?"

you still havent figured out when to use the words "your" and "you're" hmmm what a shame

 
At 12/01/2005 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mooochy

in my humble understanding the reasons people want your male female status is just like a child doing something stupid may be looked upon as funny but if a grown person does the same thing its gross the same here when a veible makes fun of herself and her lifestyle its funny but when a man does this it may dry the hummor a little.
in any case you write well,funny and try to stay on border-line g rated topics in the heimeshe community so kuddos again

 
At 12/01/2005 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is something seriously wrong having issues telling us you are a man. Like someone pointed out before you posting how hot a kallah looked at her wedding. You can't blog and have this fantasy of staying anonymous. Thanx to the lesbo's bitching about chasidish bums I now see for myself there is a little truth in it. Kuddos again

 
At 12/01/2005 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

can I ask you out on a date JBF?

 
At 12/01/2005 1:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy is very obviously a fagot.. writes in a girly way tries to sound like a woman but yet he is a guy... Oh newly weds are so cute.. they go shopping together and bump into each other hehehe how cute… blah blah (total girly talk from a guy what is wrong with you?). What straight guy would ever say that! Pleease just admit it you are a fag trying to sound like a woman..

 
At 12/01/2005 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon lets not make accusations its not nice that thought did come across maybe he is the one on craigslist wanting to hook up

 
At 12/01/2005 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mooochy

you wrote one of us is bi? care to elaborate mooochy? I have never been with a guy but maybe with you something could happen.

 
At 12/01/2005 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi yossi i know i came on very hard with calling him a fag, but please from reading the posts at first glance you think it is a totaly woman …and when you start reading deeper you realize this is totaly a guy. At that point you stop and think what the hell is wrong with this guy .. writing all these cutsie posts like a woman ... once you realize this blog is a guy it is very disturbing

 
At 12/01/2005 3:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yossi!!
I can not relate but I can sure understand how disgusted you would feel after J/O to the "girly" posts and realizing only afterwards that it was a guy you were rubbing to.
how do you say? KUDOS??
I am a woman and I do not see the problem if the one who wrote it is a guy.
I would only wish my husband would have insights about woman as this "GUY"

(sorry I am a softy, cant sign my name)

 
At 12/01/2005 3:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm yeah totally rubbing to posts about newly weds going shopping ... totally bumed my excitement when i found out it was not a girl

 
At 12/01/2005 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and i am glad you with your husband was a faggort.. each to their own

 
At 12/01/2005 4:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"and I would only wish my husband would have insights about woman as this"GUY"
You wish hubby would have insights on how hot a kallah looks? or seams? or how attracted he is to sister-in law? if any wife has such a wish she needs help.

 
At 12/01/2005 4:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't J/O to such postings as shopping or discussing email. I admit I might have on JBF

 
At 12/01/2005 4:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mooochy

Either take the anonymous away or I suggest you post something new. maybe then all this will quiet down

 
At 12/01/2005 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No moochy is not a fag, but his wife is. go look at his profile

 
At 12/01/2005 4:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi yossi, The anonymous post talking about J/O’ing to the posts and how she wishes her husband was like that, is obviously moochy himself who still likes referring to himself as a woman. What woman would write about J/O …totally see through this is a guy ! (wow what a messed up individual!)

 
At 12/01/2005 4:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have a picture JBF? I just saw something you wrote the music is blasting I need to j/o why are you ignoring me? I assure you I am cute

 
At 12/01/2005 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are really not coming back? I miss you already. anyone know where I can find JBF?

 
At 12/01/2005 4:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Yossi, She is married forget it at least I got a kiss out of all this bickering

 
At 12/01/2005 5:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying JBF kissed you? I do not believe you. I have to go daven will talk

 
At 12/01/2005 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just wanted it to be the 100's comment now I feel special

 
At 12/01/2005 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

moochy is 30. He lives on flushing and works in real estate.
Does anyone know him?

 
At 12/01/2005 5:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mOOchy

i knew that jbf is a hot number to get these crazy yy types all worked up but why take my name yossi and play on as if the same yossi that wrote the first two posts is the same as the im-poster other yossi's so from now on maybe i will be yossi!

to all the dull people(male and female alike) this is a blog not a mateing game mOOchy does not want you to like thee mOOchy wants you to enjoy to topic of discussion. The only reason you whould be interested in the gender of mOOchy whould be if your a lonely person without a real structure in life

to all you loners out there (YY your not exempt) GET A LIFE

and yes STAY ON TOPIC

to all friends out there what image does mOOchy remind you of for me its snoopy the dog lol

 
At 12/01/2005 5:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Yossi, JBF is my friend for a long time before blogging existed.
Do not try to bribe me with money in return of her #. All I can say is she's not the girl she comes across often she is more laid back, a heart of gold, a great kisser I am totally straight she just has this sexual seductive aura when she speaks.

 
At 12/01/2005 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Yossi, The one above is me I forgot to sign my name

 
At 12/01/2005 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now the rumors are flying? mooochy is a guy? his wife is a faggot? He is 30? You kissed JBF? who cares?
Yiddisha, why don't you prove you are indeed a woman who slept with BI JBF?

 
At 12/01/2005 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yidishe mame, why would she kiss you out of all people. I heared that you are heavy and frumpy looking

 
At 12/01/2005 6:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maleshe maybe he is shragy Hirsh?

 
At 12/01/2005 6:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy is 26 and single and lives in Cedarhurst not Flushing.

 
At 12/01/2005 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me heavy? I am a slim person, my point was to yossi that he should not have such high hopes. I do not think JBF is the type to say such things why should you?

 
At 12/01/2005 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moooch you have to disable anons.
Otherwise, not only YOU will get tired, but all your loyal readers who enjoyed your blog without the gender issue

 
At 12/01/2005 6:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats a yy type?

 
At 12/01/2005 6:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People!!! you guys are perverts, nutcases, dumb and stupid gosh I dont know what else!!!

YOU DONT LIKE MOOOCHY!! DONT READ MOOOCHY!!

JBF wasnt this you said all the time to people who annoyed YOU???
Now you are the one doing this? yes of course under different names..male or female, interesting that till you didnt show up on this board, all the other perverted people werent here either, dont you think its obvious??? You stupid fool, get a life, even if its a life of blogging, just go get it , live and let live.

Anon cause i do not wish to see you on my blog.

 
At 12/01/2005 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am yossi da man I am not her as of the others I do not know

 
At 12/01/2005 6:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mooochy yahooho the reason you do not disable anon is because you should be able to comment all the garbage do not blame JBF her grammer is not so perfect she does not write like this

 
At 12/01/2005 6:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mooochy why are you saying all this under anon?

 
At 12/01/2005 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JBF I wish you the worst death possible tonight

 
At 12/01/2005 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is one sick individual with an abnormal fixation on JBF trying to ruin her acting like an imposter I doubt its her its a bum with to much time on his hands

 
At 12/01/2005 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yiddishe mame, if you are the one who used to have that stupid blog, then yes you should go for a makeover

 
At 12/01/2005 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fartigtog, who are you? how do you know if she was or was not on this site today? I get a feeling she has some people doing the dirty work for her because I know she has a business this person today was typing all day

 
At 12/01/2005 7:26 PM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

just one thing to say another good blog destroyed by my fellow frum jews what a shame that we just cant have a normal discussion.
then you ask why i cater to the goyim?
they dont act like this

 
At 12/01/2005 7:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yossi you are right it was her freind from Cali

 
At 12/01/2005 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JBF
check out this blog its perfect for you

http://askshifra.blogspot.com/

 
At 12/01/2005 7:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YY GO AHEAD CONTINUE FUCKING CUBANITA IN THE ASS.

 
At 12/01/2005 7:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shalom Everyone,

It is me Evan (brooklynjewishguy)
(brooklynCOWboy)

Here is my info incase you want to contact me to talk out these arguements... AFTER ALL I AMMMM G-d!

718 756 0049
This is my home number.
My real name is Evan.
My rabbi is Efraim Ginsburg
My email is evan1962@hotmail.com
I live in Flatbush

 
At 12/01/2005 8:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MOOCHY MUST BE CHAIM NUCHEM RICHTER

 
At 12/01/2005 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do JEWS fight over the dumbest shit?

 
At 12/01/2005 8:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop fighting. Just call me.

-Evan

 
At 12/01/2005 8:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

moochy is the new jbf.
cubanita is the new yy

 
At 12/01/2005 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave Mooochy alone. I am coming out to tell the truth. Mooochy is a girl like me. What is the problem?

Let it go. Stop fighting. That's it.

 
At 12/01/2005 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special, You publicize your blog on behave of JBF's name? who knew gay people have such power?

 
At 12/01/2005 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

moochys friend is moochy himself who is trying to confuse you all.

MOOCHY IS A GUY 100%
FRIEND, IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THIS BS, I WILL TALK MORE.....

 
At 12/01/2005 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

see now you all think I am jbf since I spell like her "your"

 
At 12/01/2005 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon, There is no new jbf she is the original and she rocks as for yy he has many nutjob clones or multiple personalities
I hope this is the last comment

 
At 12/01/2005 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yy and moochy, 2 zolie fags are both on a date right now.

 
At 12/01/2005 8:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is comedy a brooklynjewishguy named Evan? Thanx jbf i am in love with you i know you are not reading this since I am the one playing games with your sexy name i confessed now will you give me some love?

 
At 12/01/2005 8:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did i spell your correctly? I need to sound exact am i doing a good job?

 
At 12/01/2005 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are all accusing each other so let me confess nobody knows me my job is stalking jbf in the bushes we have been hired by some producers who want to film her what else do we need a satmar bitch eating (pun intended)her celebrity bitches at secret places

 
At 12/01/2005 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mooochy is a girl and jbf is a guy you got it all mixed up

 
At 12/01/2005 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moochy has no best friend his blogging is top secret he does not even know his gender let alone tell his friends?
so where did we leave off?
newly weds? shopping? palm tights?

 
At 12/01/2005 10:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why so quiet people? eating dinner? or j/o to internet pictures?

 
At 12/01/2005 10:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess who i just saw ms. hollywood bimbo Paris Hilton I mean JBF with her bitches at a manhattan lounge drinking kabbalah/red bull energy drinks, her fancy sidekick toy/cell/email exchange where she comments from. She is one hot cool bitch with a blonde wig that looks to much like highlighted natural hair & that tushy wow wee If I didn't know it was her I would never think of her as jewish she was dressed frum with leather boots I think she walks the walk & talks the talk that is why we she got the ladies so many frum bimbo's guys check it out I got pictures on my cell I gave money for this hot latino to go make photos of her I will post tomorrow

 
At 12/01/2005 10:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shalom Everyone,

It is me Evan (brooklynjewishguy)
(brooklynCOWboy)

Here is my info incase you want to contact me to talk out these arguements... AFTER ALL I AMMMM G-d!

718 756 0049
This is my home number.
My real name is Evan.
My rabbi is Efraim Ginsburg
My email is evan1962@hotmail.com
I live in Flatbush

 
At 12/01/2005 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jbf's stalker you are lying she is in bed with me she just gave me the best orgasm. I think some of you should contact the police for all the craziness

 
At 12/01/2005 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bullshit. I know JBf. She is not half as hot as you guys would imagine.

 
At 12/02/2005 12:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pinke why don't you tell me how hot she is I will decide for myself

 
At 12/02/2005 12:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

for a satmar girl she is hot looking not the typical turban with seams girl mooochy and jbf are in a deep sleep we are bothering them for no reason I think this should stop I am afraid they will get hurt by all this

 
At 12/02/2005 1:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many actually know this JBF? I am starting to doubt all this what if she is a guy? Then we are all nutcases for believing it all..

 
At 12/02/2005 1:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just noticed LMFAO pinkebugies means pink panties in yidish

 
At 12/02/2005 1:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mooochy is from Kiryas Yoel he only works in willi his name is Yoel

 
At 12/02/2005 9:13 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

THE END!!!

 
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