Thursday, February 02, 2006

Shock in Awe

A 40ish years old guy, still young at heart, was wondering online for some "fun", browsing from one dating site to another, placing Craigs list ads and so on.
He finally hooks up with a cute girl, in some Jewish chat room, and even though she is about 20'years younger then him, he did enjoy chatting with her, since she was acting so mature and sensible, and for some reason he felt very comfortable talking about "stuff" with her and sharing about his own love life (which to his claim, it didn't exist).
As this was going on for quite a while, he became her Idle, her teacher, her secret crush and so on.
So naturally the eagerness of seeing each others came to a point where there was no other option, and since she was in-secure to meet locally they made arrangements to meet at a hotel just a few blocks from her work place in the city.
The arrangements were set up, he would arrive first, book a room and settle into it, so this innocent girl wont have to wait in the lobby, and be petrified if someone will spot her in wait.

As Monday was the day she sometimes stayed late at work, it was the perfect day for them to meet, and so it was.

She got the room # before she left work, went to the ladies room to make sure she looks her best, yes, she was nervous, but yet she had to do it for once, she approached the hotel mixed emotions of tension and excitement, making sure no one sees a heimish girl entering a hotel, she rushed directly to the elevator, and spotted the room easily, knocked softly, immediately the door was opened and she was greeted by her loving man....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RIBONOH SHEL OILUM<>>> TTTTTTAAAAAAHHHHH>>TTTTTIIIIIIIIII????????????

I heard this story a while ago, but just recenly got confirmation on this from a freind of whom the father went for help...

Moral of the story... Figure it out yourselves .. Pretty easy. DUH!!!

24 Comments:

At 2/02/2006 11:03 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

Relax special, it does not happen to everyone :)

Wow I just posted it how'd you know?

 
At 2/02/2006 12:21 PM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

special where is nobody28
fuk this blog too

 
At 2/02/2006 2:22 PM, Blogger Y.Y. said...

slik this is my last comment on your stupid mooochy blog
pretty obvious who you are slik

 
At 2/02/2006 3:49 PM, Blogger Moochy said...

foul language will not be tolerated.

 
At 2/02/2006 8:09 PM, Blogger MUST Gum Addict said...

This is the Pina Colada song. Just different characters.

And people always look at the wrong side of things. Think of the wonderful communication the father and daughter had while chatting with eachother! A daughter SHOULD look up their father. OK, I'll stop making jokes now...

 
At 2/03/2006 2:04 AM, Blogger Open Up! said...

the pina colada song was just about a couple who ended up answering each other's personal ads....not INCEST! (btw the song is called escape one of my favorite songs)

 
At 2/03/2006 5:18 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

The moral is quite easy indeed.
People don't be so naive, don't meet with strangers met online in private spaces , think, use your seichel, even if you're a woman!

 
At 2/03/2006 7:30 AM, Blogger MUST Gum Addict said...

Have you heard the Penina Colada song from the latest Variations 4 CD? Pretty funny....

 
At 2/03/2006 9:16 AM, Blogger Captain said...

I heard a similiar story about a husband and wife.
Confirmed it too.

 
At 2/03/2006 10:13 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

There are so many stories of previous Tzadikim, and alot of them were "created" by authors who needed a few extra pages in their book.
SO there was this Tzadik that said, I am not sure if they are true, but we have to believe that "se'hut gekent zein emes"

I think the same applies to this one.

YY baby, whats bothering you?
MB why do I think you are only using this name to disguise your other name where you have earned your reputation already?
MB, Thanx for reading my blog, but really , I will do without, I promise.
See how much I am ready to sacrifice for your sanity?lol
Slik, as always thanx, please e-mail me, next time.
YY, We hate to see you go ;)
Cubanita, I appreciate your comments, but please avoid the name calling.
Shy, I just hope that is not your ONLY reason.
Limey, welcome.
I heard of that one in Isreal, I think that one worst since, he realized, that she became that way, since he was on bad terms with her, and made her "go away".
Must ... Stop.. LOL
What song are you relating to?
Open, this wasnt incest at the end :) as of the info I got ;)
Captain, welcoma abored, really? frum? I am sure they have a great marrige by now, and I hope they just went on with th date ;)

Slik,

 
At 2/03/2006 10:18 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

Sorry all, something is wrong with my e-mail, I cant reply.
I will get back to all soon.

 
At 2/03/2006 10:42 AM, Blogger Moochy said...

Special, do you think something is wrong with my blog? ;)

The answer to your e-mail is, ok, consider it cnfrmd, fill me in.

 
At 2/03/2006 10:54 AM, Blogger Anonymous said...

Yes, there are alot of versions, Manhattan Hotel, Avenue Plaza Hotel... When there is one story with a bunch of twists, kind of makes the entire story unbelievable.

 
At 2/05/2006 8:44 AM, Blogger David_on_the_Lake said...

If this story wouldve happened in Alabama..it would've had a whole other ending..

lol

 
At 2/05/2006 12:58 PM, Blogger FrumGirl said...

Eshet Chayil makes a great point... I do think this story is just a 'broken telephone' version of the escort story I hear years ago... it still is entertaining though, and you can definately learn from it. Thanks, Moochy for the entertainment. And thanks to all the commentors for the entertainment ;-)

 
At 2/06/2006 1:00 PM, Blogger MUST Gum Addict said...

moochy, the song I was referring to is called Escape but most people call it the Pina Colada song. It's about both a husband and a wife who take out personal ads to meet people and the answer each other's ads and meet in a restaurant. The best line in the song is when the husband walks into the place they agree to meet at and the wife says "oh, it's you."

 
At 2/06/2006 2:37 PM, Blogger Open Up! said...

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

 
At 2/06/2006 2:38 PM, Blogger Open Up! said...

did i mention i love that song?

 
At 2/10/2006 10:09 AM, Blogger Open Up! said...

i know the song is not the same but it's also how 2 ppl meet up finding a surprise at who ended up being that other person....btw why is the guy a perv and the girl bad...the guy is just as bad and the girl is just as much a perv lol

 
At 2/15/2006 1:03 PM, Blogger Avi said...

Why didn"t the girl meet him before getting a room. How stupid can a girl be? He might have been fat bald and ugly, and she would not know it until the last minute. She has no " Saichel"

 
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