Stupidities
Believe me guys:1) Police car Lights across the top of a town car, looks stupid.
2) Dippiti-Do does not look good on an adult.
3) Crossing the street when a car is coming at you full speed, does not make you look like you don’t give a s**t, even if you are looking away and not rushing up.
4) A black hat should not represent a Texas Cowboy.
5) Walking into a grocery with pilot- like headphones and mic, is not kool.
6) 3 antennas on your car, does not make you look “macho”.
7) Golf shirts do not hide your fat belly.
8) Screen names starting with “HOT” does not typically attract female chatters.
9) Singing in the bathroom, does not improve your aiming abilities.
10) ?????????????????????
Believe me Girls:
1) Being dressed up and wearing white joggers with bobby socks, is totally not kool.
2) Running till the corner waiving good bye for your kid on the bus, does not make you look devoted.
3) Overnight kugel for lunch is not feminine.
4) Cheek to cheek is NOT a kiss.
5) Checking your Yiddish Calendar after 4pm followed by constantly checking the time, then visiting the ladies room at 4;30, is fishy.
6) Wearing boots from Oct. to Apr. makes your palm stockings obvious.
7) “Eating out” at “Greens” or “café Shalva” is norm, and does not qualify as “open minded”.
8) My mother paid a fortune for this dress, does not make you look more attractive.
9) If you pay with a $20 bill 3 singles 3 quarters and 3 pennies for a bill of 13.63, you did not prove or help with “ANYTHING”.
Fill in # 10 for both.
posted by Moochy @ 11:11 AM
15 Comments:
This is great, Moochy!!
Bluetooth is not cool.
Having a Nextel conversation on loudspeaker is not cool.
Singing along with the overhead music in Children's Place does not make you cool.
Wearing a raincoat over a housecoat is not cool.
Hats with pompoms are for little kids.
Waiting for the light to change before crossing does not make you uncool.
Ending a conversation and removing the earpiece from your ear before going into a store does not make you uncool.
Greeting acquaintances in the street instead of staring at each others does not make you uncool.
Oh, and never! ever! go out in the morning to your kids bus wearing a morning robe over a nightgown.
Thats it for now.
Good job, Mooch.
Ha ha, number 9 by the women is so funny, I use to work in a store and boy do they ever need calculators!
i wear blush without base...i rarely wear base at all...clogs up your pores...but i do know how to apply my makeup and i wear more then blush :)
Men:
Speaking in a broken English to your friends' wife (who need I say, speaks Yiddish) doesn't make you sound more 'with it'. It makes you sound pathetic.
I like Full-of-it's comment.
When I see a guy with his thumb out, I almost always slow down next to him and watch him get all disoriented. Es past nisht to accept a ride from a woman.
Yes, I'm cruel.
You say: 6) Wearing boots from Oct. to Apr. makes your palm stockings obvious.
Silly silly girl! If you're going to wear the boots all that time, take a break from the palm stockings and wear something decent (or even in a different color other than beige ...oooooooo.. scandalous!)
Great list...
I also think trying hard NOT to look cool is also uncool.
Just be Real
Hi All,
Nice story Special. rather a guys thing to do .
Welks OTD!
Serene, of course, shockingly I heard it works ;)
Captain, If the robe is covering the nightie, whats the prob?
Eshet "Overnight" I wouldnt of written it, if I havent seen it.
Prag, is it cause of it looks like they spent less money?
Slik right on? DUH!!!!ouch!!
Shy: Good
full of it: Great one !!! and I like the explenatition:)
Shevy-teach them the difference of "down to earth" and "in der erd"
Captain, NUUUUUU!!! Tznius!!!! lol
Shevy , maybe they do :), (think they have the gutts?? DUH!!)
Special, even if the turban is "RED"? lol
David, that sums it up.
Mooch, I would add for # 10,
sunglasses perched on top of your shietel in mid February is not too cool either.
And trotting down 13th Ave, Ipod in hand, is called trying a little too hard.
Hoizen , both are great!!
the sunglasses one, I should of thought of myself :)
Slik, I did see 2 guys with some kind of a jeep, but they were actually helping one out of a ditch, so I shushed :)
ZK, Very funny, is it really IN? I think someone sitting with anything larger then a "bentcher" looks weird.
Bored: I have one for you: Wanting to advertise a blog and therfore posting without making sense, on someone else's blog, just aint kool.
Just kiidin hun, welcome aboard, I just didnt get your point.
captain..and what if he accepts your offer for a ride , are you just messing with them or you would really give a ride to a strange man.
back to the topic how about a black crocheted snood with a big bump of hair lopsided in the back so that she looks like a witch with a broomstick
Interesting list.
# 10 for both, having a loud phone conversation while on the bus is not cool.
Bored: Sorry if I took it the wrong way.
Special, I enocurage you to write something and I will post it, e-mail it and dont be too serious .
Sem, I dont think she would actualy "give him the ride" lol.
IVN, That should actualy be the # 1, especially when discussing non-sense, ,like "I bought the cutest top for Shimi, its adorable, so colorful.. well how about you take it out now and show to everyone on the bus, your taste !
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