Pesach Brekelech
1) I cannot understand how one who cannot speak, gets the courage to make a fool of himself in front of his congrants on Shabbos Hagudoil .
2) On my kids bus 2 weeks ago there was a poster on the door, "The bus is Pesachdig, Please do not send chumetz with your kids. DUH !! So they shall have what for recess? And why??
3) Does anyone know of one who actually ate the Charoises from Telz yeshiva that they send by mail?
4) My sister is only using a napkin this shabbos for the challahs, cause the challeh cover "iz shoin pesachdig", Lord, cant you throw it in the wash machine on Sunday? I just hope she is not going to use it for pesach, (umm,,, for what?)
5) I see nothing wrong in buying the pre-packed 10 pieces of bread, for bedikas chumetz.
6) So my friend explained to me that you NEED to get something NEW lekuvoid Yom Tov, do kitchen utensils count? no, has to be something you wear, Does a robe count? Well, if its long, then I am not sure, since its not tznius. So underwear that are not supposed to be tznius, can they count?
7) If you go with the custom of not "mishing" how come you eat dairy food and buy wine? Are the Herzog's frummer then the Oberlenders?
8) How do those talented people make these Matzhos look like certain country maps from the globe?
9) Why doesn't Adwe feel important to make air freshener spray Kosher for Passover? 10) What exactly does "I already made pesachdig the bathroom" entail? like "from now on, breakfast will only be served in the kitchen? Last but not least: (dedicated to the Vaad)
Why is it ok for heimish woman to play, touch and rub a fremdeh Mister ..............................................................................
Clean,
Happy Yom Tov all,
When did you feel comfy???
Marriage in our circles are usually arranged, therefore in most cases, you have to learn about each others after you get married, rather then before.
There are always hobbies, habits, addictions likes and dislikes, that you would not reveal to your partner over breakfast on the first day of Sheva Bruchois, but wait till you feel comfortable enough to share it with your spouse.
Each and every individual has gotten the "sign" which told them, I think we are "SO into each others " and gave you the assurance and comfort-ability.
At a recent discussion we had with a few couples, we were all laughing hysterically about each others "signs" including your own. (yeah , you will be able to do that after a couple of years down the road). One's sign was, when His wife told him where the cans of tuna were, instead of being served the scoop with the olive on top, while another felt ok, when she invited him to the shower, and the third was simply amazed, when she told him the word "Period".
What was your sign??
Purim for kids!
Right, Purim is a day to celebrate and be happy, go crazy be funny and have fun.
Unfortunately in the society we live, it is the kids and only the kids who are enjoying the dressing up, collecting Purim gelt and watching the drunks acting meshugah.
Adults do not enjoy it the least. It starts with the preparations of dressing the kids with a “theme” and of course it has to coordinate with the cookies in the shalach munos, as well as matching the label color of the chocolates and wine and on to the ribbon around the shmutshkah that’s holding the strawberry that’s half ways dipped in chocolate surrounded by matching gingham fabric and on and on… oh and for those who are extra talented, the poem on the card as well as the kids purim shpiel. I am confident that Mortdcheh hatzadik under estimated our intelligence.
Now the morning, get up at 6;00am just to glue back whatever loosened overnight, apply make-up on the kids, beg your husband to start the rounds not later then 10 oclock, drive around town from one teacher to another to the zeidah to the best great uncle, best neighbor, best friend, and lets not forget the mimmeh that just widoed, and how can you not go up to Tzirku nanny.. she will be soooo happy, and the list goes on.
Oh and someone must stay home, so they can answer the door in case one of the chosen people will bring US the shalach munos first, so we can give them the delivery tip and listen to the “cutesy” purim shpiel, uchhh so adorable!! Sugar!! Wow!! I have to call your mother to tell you how cute they were, yoish.. precious!!!!
OK all are back home we now must go to Zaidy to the seudah, and even though its only 3 blocks away all these mobiles and trucks are blocking the streets, creating dead-ends all over, and the guys with the Yukon’s can all of a sudden only beep with their Hatzaulah horn, meanwhile these kids who are “haken ah leben” are running on the roads, with the biggest Yamaha’s and speakers and begging you at the window for the most “vichtige’h tzvek..
I love it when these big groups come to some “Nugid” , watch them and you will see their co-ordination matches up with the secret service escorting the president.
They have sirens on the truck, and before it comes to a full stop there are 6 people already jumping out, 2 people are designated to “check it out” they will walk up the house, and radio down to the master of operations: Coast is clear, Coast is clear: 10-5?? 10-4 10-4, Right away, now three people shlep up this huge speaker, radio down… ok ..Everything set.. Now the special agent sends up the rebbeh followed by 24 of the 26 people, the last 2, cant come up for security reasons, they have to lock the door behind them, and make sure no one besides the group is allowed in.
I also love these cute people who tend to get drunk from seltzer, and they are sooo drunk that they are dancing and acting stupider then Jupiter and some are even crying (cause he sinned a lot, and he feels so bad for hashem)..
OK I leave the rest to you guys… Comment away..
Staring is Rude!! Unless there is a purpose:)
Thank Goodness for the polish goytes! They do a good job in cleaning.
As I live in the “burg” everyone knows where they “hang out” waiting for a job, which makes me wonder, when you realize a car circling that block in the same 15 minutes 3 times, in slow motion, do you doubt that it is not obvious that you are “looking”?
Lets not argue the points, of it being ok to look or not, or if there is really what to look at there or not, just FYI everyone wants to look, so when you slow down, no one thinks, you just got a phone call, or you looking for an address, you are just simply “looking”.
Rumors have it that some are available.. DUH!!! YUCK!! (Sorry, personal taste).
That’s about Urel’tehs.
Now the issue of walking down the street and seeing someone hemish who is pleasent to the eye (among other things...), is in the same category as above, but when it comes to a Jewish woman, have some dignity and don’t STARE.
But if you do, and the woman is STARING back, what’s the point? Is it just like a “nekumah “ act? You looked at me so I am looking back? Or is it more like, umm this guy is checking me out, lets see if it pays, but then you keep on walking and you know very well that its not going to take you anywhere, so what’s the point?
I guess the question boils down to:
Men, why are you really staring?Women, why are you staring back?
Sheva Bruchos
As my blooging time is pretty limited lately, yet a new post is due, I will just bring my point across, and you can all fill in on it.
Sheva Bruchos.
First of all, my idea of Sheva bruchos would be, instead of having one every night after the wedding, it should rather be spread apart over the year, like, lets say one every 4-6 weeks, wouldn’t that be more enjoyable, you would have a chance to rest inbetween one and the other, you would be able to arrange a babysitter properly, you wouldn’t have to prepare meals at home JUST for the kids at home, You would have time to get dressed properly, you wouldn’t need 6 nice winter suits and nothing for a summer event, You would be able to follow up on “whats new” since we saw each others last time,the Chusson Kallah will be more “with it” at the later ones, and so on… these are just a few.
What bothers me most, is when people try to impress the other side, of how Chusiv their Mishpuchah is, and it is usually done in stupid ways, like getting all the brothers n uncles to give a Drushah, on various things , from the grand question of twice the lushon simcah in Smameach Te’samach or why the Bruchah of “Asher Yutzar” finds its place between the 7 Bruchos, and so on and so forth, these mind boggling wonders, which didn’t really bother any one in the fist place, let alone listening to a whole pe’shetel for 30 minutes. Now if that’s not bad enough, the father of the one who is “impressing” now, gets up every 2 minutes and knocks on the mechitzah for the woman to tame down and listen in,, hello… if its not your son speaking, you wouldn’t listen either, so what exactly do you expect from the ladies who came to enjoy themselves? (for as much as it can be). No one came out here to listen to drushas, even if he is the biggest Lamdan in the best Kollel for over 13 and a half years, no one is willing to pay babysitting an extra half hour, just so you can feel you really made a statement tonight about your family.
I really did have a good laugh for when the father of the chusson was the chairman and he welcomed all the guests as they walked in, it was interesting to see how he welcomed those who were centered around his busy Torah schedule, like, Brichim haboim, for my middle of the day chavrusah for eight years, reb…, and for reb.. who we just finished shas at the nacht seder with.. , oh I think Reb shimon is leaving already cause he has to wake me at 4;00 in the morning for our Shiur….
ONE BIG “DUH”!!!!
Stupidities
Believe me guys:
1) Police car Lights across the top of a town car, looks stupid.
2) Dippiti-Do does not look good on an adult.
3) Crossing the street when a car is coming at you full speed, does not make you look like you don’t give a s**t, even if you are looking away and not rushing up.
4) A black hat should not represent a Texas Cowboy.
5) Walking into a grocery with pilot- like headphones and mic, is not kool.
6) 3 antennas on your car, does not make you look “macho”.
7) Golf shirts do not hide your fat belly.
8) Screen names starting with “HOT” does not typically attract female chatters.
9) Singing in the bathroom, does not improve your aiming abilities.
10) ?????????????????????
Believe me Girls:
1) Being dressed up and wearing white joggers with bobby socks, is totally not kool.
2) Running till the corner waiving good bye for your kid on the bus, does not make you look devoted.
3) Overnight kugel for lunch is not feminine.
4) Cheek to cheek is NOT a kiss.
5) Checking your Yiddish Calendar after 4pm followed by constantly checking the time, then visiting the ladies room at 4;30, is fishy.
6) Wearing boots from Oct. to Apr. makes your palm stockings obvious.
7) “Eating out” at “Greens” or “café Shalva” is norm, and does not qualify as “open minded”.
8) My mother paid a fortune for this dress, does not make you look more attractive.
9) If you pay with a $20 bill 3 singles 3 quarters and 3 pennies for a bill of 13.63, you did not prove or help with “ANYTHING”.
Fill in # 10 for both.
Shock in Awe
A 40ish years old guy, still young at heart, was wondering online for some "fun", browsing from one dating site to another, placing Craigs list ads and so on.
He finally hooks up with a cute girl, in some Jewish chat room, and even though she is about 20'years younger then him, he did enjoy chatting with her, since she was acting so mature and sensible, and for some reason he felt very comfortable talking about "stuff" with her and sharing about his own love life (which to his claim, it didn't exist).
As this was going on for quite a while, he became her Idle, her teacher, her secret crush and so on.
So naturally the eagerness of seeing each others came to a point where there was no other option, and since she was in-secure to meet locally they made arrangements to meet at a hotel just a few blocks from her work place in the city.
The arrangements were set up, he would arrive first, book a room and settle into it, so this innocent girl wont have to wait in the lobby, and be petrified if someone will spot her in wait.
As Monday was the day she sometimes stayed late at work, it was the perfect day for them to meet, and so it was.
She got the room # before she left work, went to the ladies room to make sure she looks her best, yes, she was nervous, but yet she had to do it for once, she approached the hotel mixed emotions of tension and excitement, making sure no one sees a heimish girl entering a hotel, she rushed directly to the elevator, and spotted the room easily, knocked softly, immediately the door was opened and she was greeted by her loving man....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RIBONOH SHEL OILUM<>>> TTTTTTAAAAAAHHHHH>>TTTTTIIIIIIIIII????????????
I heard this story a while ago, but just recenly got confirmation on this from a freind of whom the father went for help...
Moral of the story... Figure it out yourselves .. Pretty easy. DUH!!!
Burberry!!!
So my sister went on a field trip,the one where the whole class, the whole bunch, De Gantzeh Gang "are gonna have a ball".... I get an urgent call the night before, can you please check if you have a nice burberry bag that I can use? Umm,,,Don’t you have the off-white lunch/tote bag we bought you for Chanukah? That would be perfect…!! Well, Yes, I do, but I need something just for my sweater and some fruits that didn’t fit. Umm.. you know I would love to help, but unfortunately I don’t have a “burberry”. How about any fancy shopping bag like Neiman Marcus, Ferragamo, or any other posh stores?? Umm.. its late, I am really not in the mood to search my pantry closet, but you have the lunch bag, so why wouldn’t you just take any shopping bag for the extras? Like , what point are you trying to make, by having a sweater from Taubers in a St. John bag? Or an apple from a louis vitan?
Capital DUH!!!
wedding ring
“Two woman were having lunch, when one said to the other, Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? To which she responded, yes, that’s cause I married the wrong guy”.
Think about it, by us heimish people, the Shidduchim usually happen, cause the Two families are a match, rather then the couple themselves.
Yes of course, the Rsh Yeshivah said that he is The Best buchor, and she is a 8th grade English teacher, so what can be so bad, I mean after all , his father is very “balebatish” and her father is the biggest baal tzedukah, so what’s the catch? Like people will say “who even needed a shadchan for this shidduch? It’s a “no brainer!”
Well, but when you look at some couples a few years down the road, one will wonder, She is such a nice girl, how did she get some lo yitzlach like this? Or the opposite, he looks like such a decent yingerman, couldn’t he have done better then this yuntch?
It is safe to argue that most of the boys-yes even though they ARE the best boys in yeshivah, after a few (1 or2) years they will have to go to work, so the question is are you setting your daughters life up, for the name that he has in yeshivah while learning? Or would you rather choose someone that you can see a little of the future, like how he will be when he is out of “Kollel”? Will he have a shiur? Will he be nice to his wife? Or will he get excited that he is allowed to drive etc. and wont open a sefer or daven with Minyan and so on.
I honestly feel that a working buchor, you have a better view of how he will be in the future , simply since the change wont be that drastic.
What do you think? And if you agree, would you also admit, when it will boil down to it, you wont take a working boy for your eight grade teacher- daughter? Or would you take the the risk of her wearing the ring on her wrong finger?
Mikvah? Really? WOW!!!!!
Quietly: I think .. is in middle of counting
A: really?, like, what makes you think so?
Ruchy: I suspect…
How come???
I realized when her husband….
Whatever…
WHO CARES??? And why is it such a big deal???? It’s a cycle, as long as its healthy people you are talking about, she WILL go to the mikvah, one day or the other. As a matter of fact she goes EVERY month… and YOU are going too…so why is it so exciting to repeat it to your friend???
The funny thing is people even give her credit for being the “Einstein” in figuring that out. Wow is it ground hawk day?
On the same note, why should you blush in the pharmacy when you are getting protectors for natures cause? Interesting that even men who buy them for their spouse’s are hiding them too. Hello.. EVERYONE DOES!!!! You weren’t spotted buying edible panties!! DUH!!!
I have started –quite a few times- writing a post about the following clip, but then voted against it. Simply cause the issue is complicated and controversial.
The following is a clip, that had circulated via e-mail and phone mail, of a teacher in a Chasidish school, during class.
I will not elaborate wimth my personal views on these rather painfull issue, I would just like to bring across 3 points, and leave the rest to you.
1) Listen to what the teacher is saying, and tell me if that should be part of the curriculum for girls that are obviously open minded enough to cam this on their cell phone. –if you think otherwise, then-
2) Realize the participation of the audience.
3) Note, that this has been captured by a student in class, who obviously has a cell/video phone during class, as well as internet access.
http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=41A254D1E07AA8C8
Do you still wonder why some girls are rather disappointed when their basherteh chshevah Talmud Chuchom, will have to go to work?
Do you have a better view of why a decent Buchor with a shiur twice a day and works the rest of it, has a major problem finding a shiduch?
Chanukah !!!
I love Chanukah, it is indeed a nice Yom Tov, where you get to spend time with the family , laugh and shmooze a little. Yet the entire day is rather a routine one, there is no pressure of having everything included in the grocery order before Yom Tov, the goyte will come and clean as on a regular day, your robe or Tichel does not have to be new , and breakfast and lunch are with no special menu’s ..
You get some invites to some parties, and that’s when the pressure starts, impressing the shviger or your aunts that will attend Bobbies party just aint that easy, since ice sculpture of a menorah engraved with “ we love bobbie” is an art that some of us would have trouble on the “ice” recipe, since it isn’t in the “cook book”.
Then there is this other huge dilemma, of what to get as a gift. I.e. a leather zemiros is only for him, and new towels matching the new tiles in the bathroom is rather for her, so each has to wreck their brains and come up with something unique, in-expensive and yet pleasing both parties.
But I think the hardest of all is the personalized grab bags, since it has to be under $ 5.00 and related to this particular person, everyone has to laugh, but yet, the receiver of the gift, should still be willing to talk to me after the party. Now that sure is a tough one, like how am I gonna tie in a Zebra for Zeldy, or a T-shirt for Tovia?
I will share with you my little secret there are a few party prankers websites online, that can help you with that.
For example, I bought the fake lotto last year and it was great. We bought four legit scratch off lottos and the fifth one was the fake one-where it says the scratcher has won 100,000.00 in cash, I don’t think I have to describe the scene to you all. it was just as you can imagine it, someone buying an apartment, and cutting edges on all the nice things they really wanted to have , but cant, since its too expensive, and all of a sudden “Hashem” sends them this un-expected lump sum!!! WOW!!!
Just a tip, enjoy!!! Oh , if you do the lotto one, have your cam-corder ready!!
Slipped Slip
Today was shopping day, you visited almost every other store on 13th avenue, you finally arrive home with 12 shopping bags in one hand and the important stuff from the grocery order in your other hand, you take your coat off, and you realize that your slip has… slipped…..it is obvious that it didn’t just happen, so you right away start blushing, well its an embarrassment, but you are not sure of whom and/or how many people saw you like this, you immediately try to figure out the time and location where the slip might have started the slipping. Was it even before the pizza shop? Was it after I met Kriendy or before? _Yeah now I remember how she was giving me that look, oh no, cant be cause I met Tziri right after, and she complimented my coat and how good I looked in a 7/8 length, so she obviously eyed the edge and I am sure she would of told me, … umm .. maybe she wasn’t comfortable enough to tell me that? She didn’t want to make me blush in front of her mother… ???
Anyway, my question is: why should one be embarrassed if her slip rolled down? We all know it can happen to just anyone, so what’s the big deal? Why when you meet your friend and she slipped, why wouldn’t you make her aware of that? And on the other side of the token, the question is, would you want her to tell you or not?
A more daring question is, what if a guy would tell you, excuse me … umm.. your slip… J lol, yes of course I am not suggesting a perv off the street to PSSSSSTTT>> you for that, but for example you wouldnt mind your brother telling you, so what are the limits, like how comfortable do you have to be with each others to make them aware, and save them embarrassment when they arrive home?
Mooochy is wondering- Music
There are plenty od tapes/CD’s released every week, new singers or old ones, wanna be stars’ and ex-stars, a once upon guitar player of a rock band who is in tshuvah mode, or a chasidishe rap singer. One puts more effort into music while the other devotes it to his tunes or psukim or lyrics.
One thing they all have in common is, each and every CD averages to a total of 1 hit song 2 good ones and maybe another 2 OK songs, the rest of them hardly pass even to be played for a customer while he is on “hold”.
My question is, if people are not stupid , they should realize the above averages and cut their tape in half , and be a hit by having a whole CD with great songs! Why spend additional funds for songs, that one sitting in the car listening will hit the right arrow button as soon as they hear this and that song coming up? I would think they all know who they are and how good they really are so be realistic and make a cd with 2 hits!! I bet you will be popular if you only have GREAT songs!!
I have stumbled on a new CD of someone named Chaim Yisroel, I am not a music guru and I don’t know all the singers so I am not sure if he is a BT or whatever, but while I was listening to the cd, I was all fond for his style of music but I was amazed at the lyrics of a few songs.
The first time I heard #7 I was actually gazing on all the comments of the last post, so I figured I will relate them to you.
(its in Hebrew and I am doing the best translation I can)
There are people who dream of overspending and fortune,
There are those who want to become rich in a minute,
But I am a “plain” human, and to life I approached,
Finding myself a warm corner (spot) and in all I asked for,:
GIVE ME LOVE IN MY HEART, AND GIVE IT SO, I SHOULD BE HAPPY,
GIVE ME A GOOD SOUL, AND A HEART THAT ONLY FORGIVES,
GIVE ME THE PATIENCE, GIVE ME THE STRENGTH,THE GOOD TO REMEMBER AND THE BAD TO FORGET.PS. Thank you guys for all the encouraging e mails.
Mooochy's thoughts
So I think, newly weds are the cutest.
Since a close family member of ours is in that stage, I can truly say the above and add that I love watching them as they develop and explore each others smiles, smirks, as well as the physical bump-ins, under the table touching, giving a little pintch when no one really sees,or when they walk on the street and purposely bump in to each others shoulder, cause they just cant wait till they get home, cause he is so cute and she is the most adorable wife and he is convinced that all his friends envy him cause the girl he married is really “smart, attractive, lebedig, tzi-de-zach”.
The part I love the most is when they are trying to be extremely nice to each others. Like after dinner at their parents house, she offers to escort him to daven Maariv, and he is like no you really don’t have to, and she says, so you want me to sit at home klutz away and just wait for you? What am I going to do at home without you anyway?
I closely observed a fresh yingerman, still with the potpourri smell on his clothing, walking down the grocery aisles with his petite sweet love, (Duh!! They know each others for 16 days already ha?) He took this huge shopping cart, cause he is going “all out” for her, he is gonna get her eeehh..eeeverything she wants. so this is what I heard:
Disclaimer, as I was not able to pick up his name, I will just call him the tuter. BTW this was already after 15 minutes of shopping and all they had in the cart was 2 different rectangular sweet bars and a whipped cream. (Nah kidding.. there not up to that yet ..)
Tuter: SO Shaindy what ice cream do you like?
Shaindy: oh anything.
Tuter: no really what do you like the most?
Shaindy:”echt” anything you buy for me is fine.
Tuter: OK (lets narrow this down) Ice cream or ices which one do you prefer,
Shaindy: umm .. ices , ice cream , they are all the same, it kind of depends, but I can eat anything, so its OK if you like ices, buy it.
Tuter: OK lets look TOGETHER in the freezer. Like the pistachio with real chocolate sprinkled on top of the glazed almonds? (please say yes..)
Shaindy: umm.. not really , but whatever you will eat I will too..
Tuter: See, I really like the sandwich ice cream,, but I am not picky, so it can be this or the pistachio one..
Shaindy: wow we once had a party… and we had this huge bucket of coffee ice cream and I ate up half of it myself….
Tuter: interesting cause my sister also likes the coffee one a lot … so do you want me to buy you the coffee one?
Shaindy: no, I was just telling a funny story. we can buy whatever you prefer , for me it really makes no difference..
Tutor: OK so lets buy 2 different ones
Shaindy: (if we have 2 different ones, isn’t it like selfish?) no, tonight lets make it your night, lets buy whatever you like.
Tutor: no really I have the money (for 2 ice creams , wow!!! Groiseh Tatteh!) we should get 2
Shaindy: (but what about the selfish thing?) ummm. OK we can buy 2 and we can share
So after 10 minutes its back to the pistachio and the sandwich ice cream, now we move on to the chocolates….
Yes I will admit it was much more fun those days: it was much nicer when you really couldn’t wait to get home, we were still wearing new clothing all the time, when the Tuna salad still had that olive on top of the scoop ,when white sheets was the most exciting thought, when we wanted to tell how the day was cause someone realy cared, when we used an EPT every single day and had open heart surgery each and every night… and just loved each others more and more as a day passed.
Like that grandfather once asked his newly wed einiklech, so how is it going? B”H.
You see, you like each other’s more and more everyday? YESSSSSSSS Sure.Can you imagine, after so many years how much love bobby and me have for each others?? DUH!!!
Moochy is wondering- e-mails
I am not sure about everyone else, but I receive about 100 personal e-mails on a sunny day. (yes when its rainy the number rises).
In total it sums up to about 10 that I read, 5 that I appreciate and .00002 that I would save. I am sure that about the numbers are about the same to anyone who posses 1-6 e-mail accounts.
So why do people even send them? I have never yet acknowledged anyone for their good deed, so what exactly makes them think , after reading a corny joke about 5 nuns..Oh I have to forward this to my friend/s?
I do not appreciate text jokes in all.
I am not a candidate for hair replacement or any body parts enlargement.
I never buy a Lottery ticket, so of course I don’t believe that Bill Gates will send me a dollar for everyone I forward this e-mail with 10 smileys.
I am totally not interested in prescription drugs,
I like to see what I buy, so I don’t shop online, even if it’s discounted by 680%. Nor will I become a member at a soft or hardcore site even when it’s free for 24 hours or 8 ½ years.
Oh and I really don’t like stalkers and foolish people.
So people what’s the point? Is there anyone out there that will say, I love it , just bring it on?
Another observation:
I realized that some people sign their name on the e-mail, like:
Joe Shmo
ABC investments inc.
123-456-7890
I was wondering, what prompt this guy to add his prestigious firm on the bottom of the joke? Like after reading I would say , wow this is a great joke, let me trace back the one who actually discovered this joke and took some of his precious time to copy paste and send it, to make other people laugh. Lets see who this busy (he works!) but good guy is, and I will try to repay him for his thoughtfulness by ordering his services or purchase a house, mortgage, insurance or anything else that would make him happy. DUH!!?
Mooochy is wondering- Do we know each others??
By all means, people should be nice to each others and respect them.
Greeting another human being is not only a custom and even Halacha, but an acknowledgement of living as a human being on the same planet, world, country, state, city, burb (or burg?) block or house (did I miss one?).
I have an interesting observation, and if you think about it , I am sure no one will dispute it, I was just wondering if there is a non- psychological explanation to it, so if someone who does not possess a DR. in front of their name, can please explain it in “plain English” (as I realized some of the readers don’t know Yiddish)
OK… (Come on say it already.. DUH!!)
You can live with one on the same block, and somehow your relationship did not develop any further then a hello, good morning , good night, or limited to a “how are you “ with no meaning behind it etc. yet when you meet them on a place away from your original location you somehow become friendlier. And if you need an instance, there are hundreds.
My question is why? Why, when you are from the same school and live on the same block you don’t feel for more then a hello but if you meet on the train from Manhattan you are comfortable enough to ask her what metziahs she has in her bag? And the funny thing is that tomorrow when you meet ,you might go back to square one and just say that simple hello like the past 5 years.
What is even more interesting is, the smaller the chances are you would meet at that place, the friendlier you get when you do meet them, if it’s a “voos husti ge’shopped in Manhattan, then you would offer lunch if you meet on a Chol Hamoed trip and if you meet at the airport its, all the way… where you heading too…how long are you staying .. why did you choose this place.. how much did you pay…are there a lot of Yidden there? (excuse me?? What are you? J) and so on.
Let alone if you meet at a trade show in Vegas, then it is even OK to invite the couple to your suite in the Bellagio ((just so they can see the huge palace you got for only 79.00). Or to meet up to see the “O” show together.. And if in China, you would even offer the guy, if he is short on cash, he can count on you.
Get the drift? Lets see try to explain.
Moochy is wondering, Craigs! DUH!!!????
To all my dearest readers,
I will admit that I sometmes stumble on craigs list and type the word "Frum" at the search, and usually laugh of what comes up! The category I enjoy doing it, is at the "missed connections" -where people write with hope that the guy or girl they bumped into, is reading this and will contact them.
Hello, Lets play this out, girl gets dressed, goes out strolling the avenue, guy spots her, cant keeps his eye s off her, he goes bananas, guy is waiting for girl to at least notice him, she does, cause he is blocking her view of the black suede shoe in the window, girl walks on, guy starts fantasizing, yes she defiantly saw me, she looked, I think she liked my body, or was it my beard? Yes she surely looked in my direction, yes, hey it might have been "love at first sight" either way I am positive she wanted me, yoish why was I such a chicken? I should of said something and maybe then... ok he sits into his car and cruises a few blocks radius, so he can see her again.... Yet since it was the shoe she was looking at, she already bought it and went home, and is actually pampering her baby now, before she has to run down to the bus and get the other kids and then feed them supper...
But since the guys brain has a hard on, he gets on to craigs list and figures, yeah she is gonna read this tomorrow I am sure , since she eyed me I think, more then once, yes she wants me as much as I wanted her..... ummm OK..
Lets say we understand above guys intentions and actions, so that's why he posts on Craigs.
My question now is: most ads end with ; " If that was you, please e-mail me, and tell me what you were wearing, so I know for sure it was you"!!!! Hello what if its someone else??
Anyway, back to the search I did, it came up with a title of " RACHMUNOIS!!! "
The following is what it said, I will make no comments, I will only add that it has no relations with my previous post on the blog.
Anyway here it is:
Tiereh Yiddeshe Kinder, Ich Vies Be'emes Nisht Tzu Vemen Ich Shrieb Duh, Uber Veebald Ess Drie'en Zich Duh Lieder Azoifeel Yiddeshe Kinder, Huf Ich Tzee Heren Apur Gitte Verter Fin Epes Ah Bar Daas. Ich Voin In Boro park, Ich Bin Farshtiet Zich Ah Frum Yingerman, Mit Ah Groiser Shtieb Mit Kinder. Letztens Hut Dee Yietzer Hureh Mich Ingantzen Ibergenimen, Ich Feel Mamesh Vee Ich Hub Nisht Kien Shim Sheliteh oif Zich Alien. Ich Tracht Fin Trennen 24 Shuh Ah Tug. Ich Probeer Ztee Flirten Mit Yeder Nekieveh Voos Ich Ba'gegen, In Vebalt Ich bin B"H shien Tzim oiszehn Arbetes Ess Gants Git Far Mir. Vehn Ich Gie Oif Der Gass Ver Ich Krank Yedes Mule Ich Zeh Ah Nekieveh. Ich Farbreng oich Langeh Shu'en Oifen Computer, Mit Kol Mienieh Toi'eivois RCHM"L. Lesteh Vuch Hub Ich Gedarft Epes Brengen Tzee Mien Shvegerin, Zee Iz Geven Alien Inderhiem, Azoivee Ich bin Arien gekimen hub ich zee ungechapt, in geliegt Mieneh Hent vee ich hub nur gekent, zee iz geven azoi Shocked Azz Zee hut nisht gevist voos Tzee Zugen, Tzim soif hub ich zee gebeten Mechileh In Tzeegezugt Az es Vet Kienmule Mer Nisht Geshen, Uber Zee Hut Mir Gevurent Az Nuch Ein Mule Vet Zee Ales Far'tzielen. Ich Hub Zehr moireh Voos Mit Mir Vet Zien, Ich ken mich nisht helfen, Ich Huf Az Der Bashefer Vet Shiken Ayeshuah. Oib Emetzer Hut amule Gelitten fin Dehm In Mient Az er ken mich helfen, Ziets azoi git un shrieb mir apur verter. Ah Gitten Tug, alleh Yiddeshe Kinder, "THE END
Flirting-Over the line
Situation:Couple # 1 Ari and Chanie, couple # 2 Yossi and Surie:
Yossi is Chanies brother, so they are all in-laws, which creates opportunity to learn about each others personalities, likes and dislikes etc. And it is quite common that a flirtaious relationship develops between one or more of them set aside sexual or not sexual.
In the above case Surie has developed a liking for Ari, yet she did not keep it a secret between all parties involved, (in other words she would always stick up for Ari, always be extra nice and super friendly even in public.)
It has happened before that she made advancements towards Ari (yes, in a sexual manner) and Ari declined or ignored. Yet this Yom Tov as they were staying at the same house, it happened again, and not to get in to specific details, she came on real strong and quite blunt.
(yes Ari shrugged her off again.)
Yes Ari discussed it with his wife, and the argument came up. Should Ari or Chanie tell Yossi about it or rather keep it as before and just know to keep distanced of Surie??
To all readers, Please do not in anyway post comments to mock any situations we all already know is wrong, please keep your comments strictly limited to the question, should Yossi know or not, and why?(I think I chose the right Tee for her)
Lipa shpiel.
Sorry for not posting religiously-now everything is back to routine so here we go again.Lipa's play!!I think the title should be Lipas play instead of Yosef shpiel etc. we all went to see it , and what for? If not for Lipa, (BTW who is this Yosef anyway? )I would rate it at 3.5 stars in all.Acting was good, costumes were great, and so were the sceneries.But for Lipa, I think you will all unanimously agree, he was original at the finally , in the end..Shulom shulom.. tzvishen brider, uh huh, uhu...BTW his website should soon be done. www.lipalipa.com
THANK YOU ALL- Abusing the system
Thank you all, for the new years wishes, thank you all for taking the poll, the results are in, and I thank you for your support and yes, blogs on blogs is ruled out. Anyone with any suggestions please e-mail at any time.
Sorry all for not posting , as you understand I was busy with mechillah (non-plural) slichos and Kaporos.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------ABUSING THE SYSTEM
OK, so it was top news “black man beaten by cops” I am glad that those who abuse the system will get judged by the system, but if you think about it this happens on a daily basis, it was just that poor guys luck that there was an AP camera man hunting to capture news in the area, which he did.
We were in the car not too long ago and witnessed a cop beating a young teenager after he was cuffed, yes the cop had a few extra pounds and that kid caused him heavy breathing, since he initially ran from him about one street block, but there was no camera man in the vicinity, so yes he abused the system, and hopefully someone above the system will judge those who the system does not.
So since when am I a politician?? No , I am not !
The point that I would like to make is about abusing the system in our own community. I will not elaborate on those people of fine organizations that take advantage of double parking or blocking traffic. I will not tell you how disgraceful it is when a healthy young man walks out of a car with a wheelchair permit,, (that burns me, what a disgrace to take advantage of others misfortunes). What I do want to talk about is a small minor thing that really upsets me,
See, I get annoyed pretty quickly, and for that reason (among others) I was glad when the “do not call list” became a legit law, and so I signed on, and I must say that those great offers that were available for only 25 cents a day, stopped finding me.
Yet there is a new system in our circles, which has all heimish phone #’s –regardless of a call or a do not call list they are signed on- and yet they are bugging me.
This is called abusing the system, since I am not an informant, I wont MASER them, but do you really think that I am interested if “The ship just arrived with the latest styles of children’s wear to Strassers” or that the take out deli on 13th has cole slaw for ONLY .99 LBS.? Or the fact that life insurance reduces the risk of death? Or S& W slashed shoe prices , or that the Gross lingerie shop is not joining the Shopping mall in Concord, and if Matty G. will serve Blintzes till 5:00 at the party?
Oh forgot the one that I liked, Kuhn’s will have kapores all night ,and great kreplech!!
Come on, I am on the DO NOT CALL LIST for a reason… RESPECT THAT !!!!
Shanah Tovah
To All my dear friends: wishing you all, 1 great year to come
12 months of happiness
52 weeks of fun and excitement
365 days of success
8760 hours if luck
525600 minutes of joy 31536000 seconds of smiles
Mooooooooochyyyyy!!!!
Update: my e-mail is working, feel free to use it.
I created the poll (the link is on the bottom of the last post) please vote, (yes voters registration drive these days, DUH!!) you can also leave a comment , and I would appreciate if you would list at least one post that you really liked.
Moochy is wondering- back seam pantyhose
We all know that ultra frum women wear seamed stockings/pantyhose/tights and even knee highs .let me first say this: I am not mocking it , and not trying to make fun of the original idea:
If I am correct on this, the same rebi also said to wear palm stockings, so there were 2 rules about ultra kosher stockings.
Yet, seams are particularly quite commen in the chasidish world but not palm, or palm look-alike.
WHY??? If they are both from the same people to the same people to de-sex the legs of these people, why do you choose one over the other? Why do you take DKNY Beautifully bare pantyhose to put seams on???
Personally, I think it seams adds shape to your legs and it makes them look even sexier, yes some legs don’t need an enhancement but for those who do, it does a terrific job, as a matter of fact back in the 50’s seams were stylish, and Marilyn Monroe in some pictures is wearing seams (no wonder her last name was Monroe) even today you can buy plenty of them online or in boutique shops, yet I palm I think is a disgust for one womans sexy legs, and if it was done to make women look un-appealing and sexy, well, job well done !!
I have a friend who wears the weirdest colors and styles (yes even fishnet) and yet she wears seams, last time I checked her stockings they were CK 7 denier, but with seams… DUH!!?
The only reason, again, seams are sexy bullet proofs are not, and Yikes for those who wear Orange, or have a piping in the back.
P.S. All you girls who bother adding the seams, if you wish to avoid the hassle, you can get “back seams” stockings online, yes it is still considered sexy.
Please keep posts clean, and if you use anonymous, at least sign a name.Take My Poll
Blog on Blogs # 9
Disclaimer, If I do not write the address its usually the title.blogspot, or there is really nothing interesting, but you can always ask.A little pregnant:
basically concentrated on the life of her son Charlie, it is just that I liked the name so much.. Yes you can be a little pregnant.
Emily: (eraphael.)
Lots of posts, quite interesting, no comments allowed.
last post about woman over 22 not comfortable showing their belly, DUH!!! If you are Jewish it is self explanatory, what I found interesting, is that Spanish girls over 20 look so wrecked up... (no wonder people pick the polish goytes rather, at the corners, yes men and woman alike).
Orthomom:
Very diversified posts, politics to Heimish politics, Marijuana and others, "keen insights on news".
harrassed mommy:
No She is not harrased. She just feels like it since she has a job besides being a mom/housewife.
there is not much there, but she is asking for people to comment on her blog.
Mooochy is Wondering- Grand wedding
So, I was at a few weddings this week.
As always,
The Kallah looked liked a dream, (wet one ? ),
Her mother, like 20 years old, (she wore ths magnificant dress, black silk with sheer lace on top)
Her sisters, adorable,except for the older one, had too much mascara (think Bashi did it?) the nieces and nephews all wore the same, precious Auntie Bella looked a miliion dollars (her daughter like 500,000.00? )
The chosson is handsome, and looked very excited,
The chossons sister looked yuntchy though, the second one,(with the high waisted pink glittery dress) pregnant, too busty The third her sheitel was greatly done, but you can see it was not a custom
Her first cousin looked shtary, too much beating.
Her friends sounded to be so “with it" they didnt stop dancing, the music was a blast, and Lipa rocked ( as always.. Yoish.. he's so kool)
And so on…
Is this why we have to get dressed, find a babysitter, shlep yourself find a parking be there by the, meal, so you have enough time to evaluate each others bodies/dress/sheitel/bust/shoes/mode etc.???DO WE REALLY ENJOY OURSELVES??
Blog on Blogs # 8
Anecdoteteller: Shevy
Lil itsy bitsy mommy things, yes I like the cute kids stuff, and most of all I like a "happy mom" who posts the cutesy things these lil terrors are doing ;)
Aidel Meidel:
Another mom that will tell you some nice things with the added kvetch.
Shtreimel: A Hassid
Chasidic guy, who is not totally excited about being ultra, and is now at the verge of quitting the double life he, is living with.. well let’s wait and see what he will decide..
BTW It would make a great movie. Him: while in the theatre (shul) watching the latest hit, and him answering his cell (by mistake): Her: at home with 3 kids nagging:
Wife: Hello
Hub: NU!!!
Wife: where are you?...
hub..Nervously covering his mouth and into the phone: What do you mean? Voos heist?
wife: Bist in shul?
hub: .. ummm.. like.. umm, in shul?? ... sure sure... in shul.. yeah...
wife: {why cant he answer straight}
hub: NU ! NU!! Voos Vilsti (meaning. Vat do you want.. or get lost already, I only answered by mistake)
Wife: so what is this noise in the background?
hub: Nah siz duh ah drushah, (there is a lecture)
wife: really?? What’s the topic?
hub: ummm.. {guns, bombs w/e) I can’t talk now.....(should of said that right when I picked up)
wife: OK, Hello? Ok, the baby isn’t feeling well, and the dr. is leaving but he will see me if I can get there in 5 minutes.... Hello???
hub...{ POOOOF now that’s a bomb, gib dich an eitzah..}umm.. but .. I cant... see.. cause... Siz a very important shiur (lecture)...
wife: -in an angry tone-I cant believe this, is it not my child just like yours, he has fever all day long, come on dont be like that..
hub: {relax, ok, I got it now..}hun, but till I'll get my car it will be after 5 minutes..
Wife: {Yoish, he is so uncooperative} OK, So just come up to baby-sit, and I'll call a car.
hub:{ OH MY Gotchyas , what now???} OK .. {lets see, can I make the drive home in 10 minutes...? ? gonna have to,) I will be home in between 5 and 10 minutes..
hub: already hushing thru the seats)
wife: but he said 5
hub: OK 5 but be ready cause I HAVE to go back to the shiur {cause me and my buddies all came with one car).
hub: promises for reb meir baal hanes, that he should arrive home safe and sound, and not be stopped for speeding and off he goes...
Anyone has Steven Spielberg’s #? I can promise him, it will be based on a true story, and that is, on whatever story he will come up with, between those lines.
Blog on Blogs # 7
Bas Torah:
Interesting thoughts and writings, in short, its the unspoken, being blogged.
like: don't we all -men and woman alike- anonymously agree that kallah classes should address some more serious issues?
for example:
I personally KNOW of a nervous couple that visited a doctor after 2 years of marriage, for she was not conceiving... 2 minutes into the check-up, the dr.. exclaimed to the husband, your wife is a virgin!!!! (gosh!! What were they doing mikvah night).
The Dear bas torah would also prove the above point.
However, you will mostly find "Kosher sex" posts.
the girlish blogspot:
Sorry I found it rather childish then girlish, I would continue to say , Bad writing, but she does have some over 2000 profile viewers, so maybe its just the last few, or maybe she aint a girl anymore after all.
Interesting e-mail address though, Virgin Suicide ??? Wow but I guess the .UK explains it a bit.
Mooochy is wondering- HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?
Hi all,
Today being Sunday, I was at Natan's, and what I saw is mind boggling.
A "fancy" woman,was getting suits for her boys along other things, as we were browsing, I noticed something interesting, if there were a few brands she always picked the more expensive one, if it was able to have a special tailored fit for some extra $ then that was her choice and so on.
When the total rang up to 1349.00 she went out to her husband waiting in his shiny rimmed Lincoln Navigator outside, and had a little chat, upon her return she asked for the manager, first for a discount, and then to work out with her a payment plan!!!!!
The following still rings my ears "Its not that I don't have it, it is just not available yet" and that's why she needs to divide it in 3 payments each a week apart!!!
MY DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!!
Are you out of your mind??? Aren't there other places that you can get suits for your precious ones? Did you really have to go with the most expensive option, on each and every one???
Whom exactly are you trying to impress??? Those who don't know of the payment plan arrangement??
Only the one above knows how many debit/credit cards, overdrawn/bounced checks you still have to make payment plans!! All, so that other yenta should brag on how good you dress your children?? Is this CLASS?
I think not!!!!
Please people have mercy on your hard working husbands ( I am not sure in this case, since the man usually gets to choose the car).
And make some sense when you pick things in the aisle so you can have some CLASS when you pay at the register!!
There is a saying "Shop till you drop" LADY YOU DROPPED ALREADY, SO STOP !!!!!!!!
Mooochy is wondering- house workers, Delivery guys etc.
What I will say now is based on solid first hand stories, which in all makes mooochy wonder:
Lets say we understand why its not proper for a heimish woman to be friendly with a heimish guy, cause we are on a code red of being extremely frum and ignore people even if it would be impolite acting so.
Why then, is it OK to hit on Goyim in your house? Why when a UPS driver delivers a package to you, you have no problem inviting him in for a coffee brake, flirting with him and complimenting his uniform- yet when a heimish guy collects money from house to house, you wouldn't even offer him a glass of water.
Why can you hold the ladder when Willie goes up to screw the blinds on top of the window, and say.. umm those are kool sneakers you 'r wearing, they look good on you... When if a Yingerman trips on the street , you don't even bother looking if he needs help. Why would you ask the tile man to put a band-aid on your cut, when at work you wont even hand a paper to your boss's hand.
why if the plumber has a little shmutz on his face, you take it off for him and if he is Yiddish well.. What the hell.. He is a painter..
There is 2 points here: 1) These girls are hypocrite.
2) These girls are stupid.Those guys don't get it, since it is mostly normal practice if you are in general a nice person, they are not exactly aware of the fact that they only greet you with a smile, cause since he is a goy, he is probably not my husbands fartugs chavrusah's first cousins second best friend, so it wont get back to him... (yes these rumors travel far..)
I was telling one of the above guys, this lady is hitting on you, he says , if I had a half hour general conversation , do you call that flirting? So I asked him what the general conversationwas ?, he goes like family , husband kids, .. umm.. What did she say about her husband? Nothing really , just that he is a very hard working man, and comes home late and it turns her in a bad mood and mostly bored .... How about you tell him "I need to get Laid"...
HELLO!!!!
As I can go on and on with this, to no end, I will just cut it right here.
On the same note:
give that up, people have morals, and since he is a goy, does not necessarily mean that he sleeps with evry woman he can, and also double check if you think he finds wigs attractive.. (which in essence, they mostly don't mind)
and hey, if you are schlepping a baby in a stroller up the stairs with 2 big brown Bloomingdale bags and 6 H & M bags and a 2 yrs. Old in your arm( I still don't get this combination, only explanation, what you save here you spend there) and a 2 yrs. old in your arm. And a guy gets over himself and asks you if you need help, don't be a looser and say no! No he does not want to sleep with you, he wants to help a fellow Jew and he holds the door for you at the grocery, it IS OK to say thank you!!!
Blog on Blogs # 6
A Yid from BP:closing down, so why bother commenting?
It is a co-incidence though, that it's closing at the same time as from Williamsburg to Boro Park.
He says , he is moving on... Yosele Muft.
Good luck in your new journey.A Monsey yid:Now he officially stopped posting.So like, how are we going to fimd out where to get the best mop for 3.99??? DUH!!
In Memory of 9-11
We all remember the tragedy, and where the "twin Towers" used to be, the above is what we have "instead".
With All due respect, the officials in charge, did not even decide yet, on what and how to replace what we have lost.
To whom this may concern:
It has been time..
" Twin lights" can definitely not re-boost our proud American ego, for the fourth year. But by now, when you turn these lights on, no, we don't feel "we shall not fail" by erecting 2 very powerful halogens, or "Hey Arabs: you destroyed our towers.. Look what we have now...."
To bring our pride back, we should of had something built up their noses by now.
don't you think the middle finger would have said it loud and clear? See 2nd picture.
Blog on Blogs # 5
Normal Jew:I havent read much on there, but it sure looks like a fun blog.
Chaptzem:Very informative, interesting links and copies, I loved the one from Woodburne, and am glad that they didnt pick up on the real reason there is hang outs there, we all know it's not just pizza that attracts the hip people there.
From Willamsburgh to Boro Park;My level of intelligence might be low, therefore, most of the posts I stay with the saem question.. "What's the point?"
Moochy is wondering- 2 piece knits
How exactly do the Rabunim, come up with these problems?
When they discuss this, do they get a bulge in their pants? or at least blush?
How do they conduct the meeting about an issue like this?
Lets make a scenario:
Rabbi: I was on the streets today and I passed by this very attractive woman, and instantly I thought of sex, more ve'raboisie ! I went home and I was still thinking about that curvy tush, So I made a cheshbon hanefesh, what was so hot on her , what was so distinct on her that made my brain work effortlessly thru my beketche, tzitzis - niputz lishmuh-, all the way thru my zipper and down under my chasidishe rabinu taam's (YUCK) ?
She was not wearing a red turban.
She did not have ge-fasteh klieder.
she was not in Miami.
She did not use Moisture-cure.
If she was wearing a swimsuit, she definitely had a t-shirt on top.
No Dirchzichtigeh shtrimp either -as a matter of fact I looked those legs up instantly and she did wear the bullet proof (9/11 recommended) Orange-ish color Tights.
The milk crate hut nisht chulilah getrugen miten eiruv.
Nur voos den?? Ein zach !!! 2 piece knits
doos iz es, its terrible, di huur fin kup (in nuch andereh zachen) ken zich fin daim oifshtelen!!
I suggest 3 things:
1) Post on all lamp posts, that you shouldn't wear them
2) Boycutt stores that sell them
3) when you see a woman wearing the 2 piece, immediately rip 1 piece off her !!
IS that how it goes?????
Now on a more serious note:
A while ago there was a drushah from one of the prominent rabbi's explaining that woman should dress decent at home, for their men, so after they come home from work, eyeing the nice girls at work or on their way to work, they shouldn't come home to a wife that on top of her yelling at the kids, is also wearing a dirty house coat.
isn't a 2 piece knit a nice way out?
and what is so sexual about this? I was thinking of a designer sales pitch to Victoria secretes.
Blog on Blogs # 3
Bleemy:I understand and pity you at the same time, therefore I will only wish you the best.I disagree with your idea of posting sultry pictures on your blog, and cannot see the revenge you get by doing so, unless your thought of a bearded guy seating at a screen and "wankin his whopper" thru his "gotchyas" turns you on.But since you do it anyway, here is my suggestion, choose your pictures carefully and make sure they don't blur when posted.
Blog on Blogs # 4
Dirty blogs: (that are not even worth commenting on)
Vaad Hatznius:Shame on you,
Yenta:It is clear that you have a personal issue with Libby.
I suggest you should use Roto Rooters to fix your toilets.
Blog on Blogs
First on is JBF,
Great blog, great updates, and whatever picture she posts is with great tatse.
Yes she is hiding, but alot of it is just to descise herself, which is understandable.
About her latest posts:
Who really cares, if Roosevelt was bi or a lez woman?
Q and A:
Cute and mostly true.
Mikvah post:
rather sounds like a guys prespective.
About the comments:
this is what I wrote there:
First off, JBF, You made me "open up" a blog now!!!! well, then I need some emily's and a pair of hoizentrager some cookie that likes me and so on... YY; Total Jerk Off, and dont even try to comment on here, each and every of your posts here will be deleted.In General JBF, You got my likings, just one lil piece of advice, when you feel you'r in the mood of being moochy, dont write or comment then , you sound like a horned up guy..
Blog on Blogs
Open up!!
if the identity on profile is correct, all I have to say is go for it , with caution.
We all appreciate the chat room, but for some reason there is never anyone in there.
People do not intend to read jokes on a blog. (especially if it has been forwarded by all innocent June graduates). (you know.. The ones that have Yahoo accounts, with their full name ).
The chat room surely took away the interest of your posts.
I suggest you publish the free conference line # so people can ID their gender.
Moochy
Moochy:
Feeling moochy, being moochy
